Financially Raped

Paying for healthcare in the United States

Jack: "I just went to the hospital"
Alice: "Damn dude, sounds like you were financially raped!"

by Ninaleven June 28, 2023

creative financing

To find unique, and usually illegal, ways to obtain large amounts of money in a short period of time.

"I gotta come up with some creative financing if I'm gonna come up with 2G's"

by Neener June 15, 2004

campaign financing

A bribe.

Corporations and Billionaires are shelling out huge bribes to politicians in the form of 'campaign financing,' however, calling a bribe by any other name is still a bribe.

by blueribbonredstripes September 26, 2012

financial sodomite(s)

Pegorative for a typical bussinessman/woman, bank executive, cheap boss etc...
alt. form: financial sodomy aka: business as usual.

Man, the bank just handed me over to the collections agency, bunch of financial sodomite(s) and crank-lickers if you as me.
That contract was total financial sodomy dude; I never should have signed.

by allen anderson May 28, 2006

Fiancefied

An alternate term for getting engaged, often used when people can't remember the word engaged.

Me and my boyfriend just got fiancefied!

by Feli West November 27, 2011

financially strapped

Money is tight; stretching a dollar; making a dollar out of a dime; high debt and low income

Realizing we have been financially strapped for over a year now, we will have to scale down this year's summer vacation.

by Community Awareness October 7, 2015

creative financing

Becoming a stripper or crack whore to support one's lavish lifestyle or to pay a college tuition.

Thanks to creative financing, Colleen can now afford to attend Monmouth State.

by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle June 17, 2004