the fiddler

When a woman is licking the side of a shlong as if she's playing the fiddle.

Damn, Brittany knows how to do the fiddler.

by Enerhgize November 6, 2015

Fiddler on the Roof

A sexual act in which three couples take turns freaking around, until it gets too crazy for the other two couples and they disown the third.

Brian, Greg an I did a Fiddler on the Roof with our girlfriends last night.

by Klein Duimpje September 28, 2018

Kiddily fiddler

someone who spends their lifetime being a kiddily fiddler is someone who likes to fiddle with the kiddies out there
They can’t help being the way that they are

Hey you. Stop fiddling around with those kiddies

But I’m a kiddily fiddler.

by A kiddily fiddler October 11, 2019

fringe fiddler

When one likes to fiddle fringes in a sexual way... A favourite technique used amongst paedophiles

aka (fringeaphiles)

Hey Have you seen that guy who lives down the street

He's a dirty fringe fiddler

by fringey cunt October 22, 2015

Kiddie Fiddler

Term most commonly used in descriptions of Charlie Hutton. See also nonce, pedo and cradle-snatcher

Look its a kiddie fiddler, must be Charlie Hutton on the prowl

by PedohuntersNI November 12, 2019

bum-fiddler

Derogatory. One who handles their anus for recreation. Similar in use to wanker.

"That bum-fiddler just cut me up."

by hannahsmetana April 13, 2015

Fiddler’s Fandango

A fiddler’s fandango is a fiasco where everyone involved is both at the same time incompetent, but live for the chaos of it all.

The government is a right fiddler’s fandango atm…

by Fiasco2024 January 11, 2024