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new zealand goat fiddler 

This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.
Man, I sure do love the New Zealand goat fiddler! My favorite kind of sex by far.

Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) 

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz

Jizzed-up snack fiddler 

(n.) A slang term
Jizzed-up snack fiddler is a term used.

microterrorist kacchussy dih fiddler l rizz

Microterrorist is well, a microterrorist.
Kacchussy is uh..... the fandom term for a certain part of Katsuki Bakugo from My Hero Academia.

Dih fiddler means a person who touches other people's...penises, usualy penises.

L rizz means negative rizz no charisma

So it basically means "You don't get the girl" but the more literal translation is "You are a perverted terrorist that commits felonies and no one wants to sleep with you."
Person A: "See that chick over there? She'd look better on my cock."
Person B: ***"microterrorist kacchussy dih fiddler l rizz"***
Person A: "...never mind."

microterrorist kacchussy dih fiddler l rizz

microterrorist kacchussy dih fiddler l rizz
Means "You don't get the girl" but the more literal meaning is "Haha perverted terrorist who touches vaginas and cocks, you will never get laid"
Person A: "See that chick over there? She'd look better on my cock :)"
Person B: "microterrorist kacchussy dih fiddler l rizz"
Person A: "...nevermind..."

fiddleshits

An interjection that is used to express great disappointment or disgust over how a particular event occurred. The word is a artistic way of expressing displeasure due to the attachment of the word "shit" to the harmless interjection "fiddlesticks."
Matt: Joe can you grab the bong for me?
*Joe attempts to grasp the bong but he bumps the table with his knee spilling the foul smelling liquid on his pants and the floor*
Joe&Matt: AAAAW FIDDLESHITS!
fiddleshits by TheForestTroll July 31, 2012