Canoe Fest

The gathering of mostly women at one location. The opposite of a sausage fest.

The studio audience for yesterday's Ellen show looked like a Canoe Fest!

by SideHatchStudios March 6, 2016

Platypus Fuck Fest

When a group of men dress up as platypus and live with platypus long enough to seduce the female platyus so they can get some of the sweet platypussy

"Hey man we should start up the Platypus Fuck Fest this weekend."
"Tottaly, I'll gather up the guys and hopefully it doesn't take long for us to get some of that sweet luscious platypus pussy."

by ThisNameIsMadeSoICanSubmitThis September 19, 2016

Alabama Cletus Fest

The forceful act of 3 men all named Cletus aggressively fucking each other in a car. Unlike a soup kitchen these men are not homeless. One is wearing high heels and another is wearing a Batman costume

Damn Cletus I heard you had a Cletus fest how was it?

Cletus: It was really nice. I met some other men named Cletus as well. There was a Cletus in high heels and a Batman costume. We had a nice big Alabama Cletus fest

by Big man Cletus October 16, 2018

fest

The best suffix for anything that is extreme.

Deathfest, ragefest, suckfest, sexfest, gayfest, idiotfest, assholefest, fuckmefest. You get the point.

by Hizzo April 16, 2004

Download Festival

The best heavy metal festival in the world held every year at Donnington Park in Derby, UK. I has had all the worlds best bands play there, such as Metallica, Tool, Strapping Young Lad, Slayer, Hatebreed and so many more I can't name them all.

The Monsters of Rock Festival is also held at Donnington Park.

Mr X - "Did you see fucking Slayer at Download Festival this year?"

Mr T - "Hell yeah foo'!!"

by Download 07 Man June 8, 2007

fart fest

A bi-yearly celebration of farting. Participants eat dried apricots and count how many time they fart. Each year is accompanied by a slogan. Example - Fart Fest 2005 - "Our Cheeks Are Sealed" Quite a special festival.

"It's time for fart fest already?"

by ethelegg February 18, 2005

ego fest

When multiple people are in the same room and all are competing for the alpha male status. Specifically, they are talking about themselves and their trade.

Those two were having a total ego fest.

by Gina Hutchings April 17, 2007