Fellatio Tuesday

In an attempt to increase the longevity and stability of marriage a national movement has started. Fellatio Tuesday acts in the model of "ride your bike to work day" or "Christmas" where on the first Tuesday of each month wives world wide show their appreciation and love for their husbands with oral pleasure.

wife: honey, its fellatio Tuesday and I got you a blow job
husband: thank you honey, but I did not get you anything.
wife: you didn't have to, its all about you today...

by ork November 18, 2009

fellatio

The greatest thing ever.

Yo man hopefully your sister will give me some fellatio

by D WEST April 27, 2008

fellatio ratio

The ratio of females to males at any given point in time.

Chris Bees walked into the party and was super-stoked about the fellatio ratio as he barked, "I'm tots gonna cops some domski tonight bro!".

by Jazpah January 4, 2010

Auto Fellatio

When a man gives him self oral sex or a blow job to pleasure himself.

*Alex Gaskarth would do Auto Fellatio if only he didn't have a '2" dick'

*Alex said this during a concert in Seattle.....lol!

by Delicious Nuggets April 12, 2009

Felation

Fellatio performed improperly where the girl takes the term 'Blowjob' too literally and actually blows into the penis, causing it to inflate.

The patient's penis has exploded due to severe felation

by ?M冿 May 6, 2005

Facecation

Changing check-in location on Facebook and posting from places or cities you would like to travel to. Posting a virtual vacation on Facebook.

5 minutes ago in Memphis, TN. *while sitting at home*= facecation

by Tricky1234 March 10, 2013

Chick Fellatio

Eating fried chicken in an overzealous manner

That dude just went DOWN on that drumstick. That's some Chick Fellatio right there.

by Shamrock The Casba November 21, 2010