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Social Farter

Social Farter is someone who goes on xat and says *fart* and makes farting noises a lot. Also, Social Farting is a commercial about farting a lot.
I'm a social farter, not a social fucker. Don't smoke, just fart.
by I D Fine March 29, 2013
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Cube Farmer

A lost soul whose only purpose in life is to toil dawn til dusk in the dreaded office job. The resident worker of a cube farm.
As a cube farmer at the cube farm, the only thing I can grow is a fatter ass.
by Dumpy the Clown September 3, 2013
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Naughty Farmer

A person, Can be male or female, Who brings another person to new freaky sexual heights or teaches them something new in bed they've never seen before. Word first knowingly used by Tourquoise Jeep recording artist's Flynt Flossy and Yung Humma
Person 1: Man, I f***ed this girl last night and she had her bed sitting inside of a cage.
Person 2: Daaayum, She's a Naughty farmer bro
by DillzThaBoss September 3, 2013
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Dairy Farmer's Arm

The sexual act of inserting an arm into a persons vagina or anus up to the shoulder.Much like a dairy farmer inspecting a cow.
I gave her the Dairy Farmer's Arm...
That girl was wild! I gave her the Double Dairy Farmer's Arm!
by MightyMehr February 23, 2017
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Tiny Farmer Jacob

Tiny Farmer Jacob can be also known as a very tiny blonde boy. They are also usually midgets who make fun of other people because they think they’re the shit. Most of them have super high-pitched voices and don’t know when to shut up, most of the time they are tryhards.
Kellen: “Oh my god, Tiny Farmer Jacob is so annoying, he won’t stop talking. He’s still pretty cool tho I guess.”

Jackson: “I know right? Also I thought he was a blonde Raggedy Ann for a second.”
by Johnny Sanders January 21, 2020
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popcorn farmer

1. A concession worker at the cinemas who put popcorn in bags or buckets using a popcorn scoop.
"I heard he got a job as a popcorn farmer at the movies"
"Failing theme parks, unsold Halloween costumes rotting on the docks, mass suicides by popcorn farmers, anything worse!..."
by JMReader July 31, 2020
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Hostage farter

To lay on someone and proceed to fart on them. While continuing to lay on them. Making them unable to get up and remove them self from the fart stench
On my favorite show Before the 90 days, Mike is a hostage farter. He laid on Ximena farted & stayed on top of her. She was not happy with his grossness.
by Nattie Boom January 28, 2022
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