Failution

To make several new year resolutions but fail to achieve any of them.

I was too optimistic with my resolutions last year, they were a complete failution!

by Chraz February 2, 2018

failure porn

Videos that rub salt in the wounds of individuals or companies that tried at something and failed, often subconsciously making the viewer feel better about not trying by reminding them of the consequences of failure.

"I was up until 3AM watching failure porn for 'Batman v. Superman'."

"Is it sad that my channel earns more money from making failure porn for games that bomb than making reviews for games that succeed?"

by IMJL February 6, 2018

Failureness

A sense of being unsucessful or failed.

Failureness might be a key to success.

by Macky Chauhan June 4, 2018

Faisaling

When you have a middle eastern friend that's beginning to show his true aggressive colors by wilding out or overreacting to something.

Ali: Why's that man grilling me for? Ima see what up with this fool
Nick: yo nize it fam I'm tryna have a good night stop faisaling

by YaDunnoAye June 11, 2019

Falsum morbus

A rare disease caused by not washing hands, and other un-safe hygiene practices. It often makes the patient have intense ear shifts in hearing, as well as unable to tell the right temperature

Oh no! You have falsum morbus!!!

by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork October 3, 2019

Faisal Sallakh

This guy is a total legend and everyone wants to be him he is the best and the hottest guy in IAA he is so nice and funny and everyone wants to be Faisal Sallakh

I wish I was Faisal Sallakh

by Trash camp doors October 22, 2019

failure to appear

What a ghost or genie gets charged with if it doesn't materialize when commanded to do so.

In Shakespeare's play "Henry The Fourth", Glendower boasts that he has the power to "call spirits from the vasty deep", to which Hotspur sarcastically retorts, "Why, so can I, or so can any man --- but will they come when you do call for them?" He should have added, "And if they do not, canst thou prosecute them for 'failure to appear'?"

by QuacksO October 7, 2020