Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.
Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!
Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!
by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019
1) everyone has an excuse, or reason, for doing what they did, most of the time it's a ficticious on-the-spot excuse, you can tell it's b.s.
2) and old saying reiterating the above
2) and old saying reiterating the above
by Kid Nebraska May 24, 2004
the gene that causes a person to involuntarily say excuse me in any situation.This gene was discovered in John Mikzsa.
by jim April 30, 2004
by Wilshire July 03, 2008
Just the stupidest most absurd excuses that anyone could make. It's actually so unbelievable it just makes me question how do you even think of these excuses. It's harder to think of these excuses than to actually pass the HSC.
Person 1: Stop throwing the game
Person 2: Oh, its just that I'm not sitting cross-legged on my specific office chair, and that someone was walking behind me.
Person 1: Mate stop making Kevin Chin Excuses
Person 2: Oh, its just that I'm not sitting cross-legged on my specific office chair, and that someone was walking behind me.
Person 1: Mate stop making Kevin Chin Excuses
by cootiespoggersbutthole October 26, 2020
Sorry can't make it this Sunday lads, need to get supplies from the market. I know, standard sunday market excuse.
by jimbob77 January 09, 2019
An expression that is often misused to mean to allow me to curse. In-fact it's supposed to refer to the fact that French is a very sensual language, and it's to be used after something sensual.
Pardon my french, but she's hot.
by Idoit November 05, 2003