Buddy Everett

Bum. Taker from children

That’s a buddy everett ass move Jenky mf

by Penile wrinkle April 28, 2020

Phoenix Everett

An emotionally unstable boy with trust issues that never got over his high school bad boy phase.

Person 1: Who is that sulking in the corner?
Person 2: I don’t know he gives me Phoenix Everett vibes...

by djenrhrnrndnnd December 9, 2020

george everett

sexiest man alive.
no cap

John: george everett you are very sexy
george: thank you

by alatato August 15, 2021

Erol Everett

Noun
a nasty quadruplegic (amputee missing 4 limbs) with the lowest intelligence and most distateful behavior in the universe.

adjective;
the lowest level of intelligence and distasteful behavior and considered to be the most abominable by all beings of the Universe.

I saw an erol everett after it had been run over by a car; it was more disgusting than if it were alive.

by Ra-Atum-Harakte-Khapri November 7, 2021

Mount Everett Regional High School

After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…

Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”

by virginphobic November 25, 2021

Ann Everett

An all around horrible person who has an awesome friend named ivey

But is def one of the funniest girl you’ll ever meet

AKA Dan

Ann Everett is the coolest person ever and is so very smart she is going to Harvard and she is taking AP Chem, so therefore she is extremely better than everyone at Mountain Brook. Did I mention she is a Dorian, yes in fact she was part of the 4th in the Nation team at the UDA Nationals.

by Ahgdkbfkzo23 March 1, 2023

Landon Everette Pillatzki

Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen

Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met

Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime

Girl 1. Same

Million other girls. I want him

by Theman5566777 July 12, 2023