Eskimo Whore

When it is extremely cold outside and a group of females want to go out but still want to dress skanky. These females will dress down to summer clothes for the bar but will put a big coat on so right when they walk into the bar and take off the coat they are dressed like it is 90 outside. You wouldn't expect to see females skanking it up when it is 20 degrees outside but they hide it until they get inside

Mark says " Well John, I am pretty dissapointed with the weather. I doubt there will be girls looking skanky tonight because it is so damn cold."

John says " Don't worry Mark, the females will be eskimo whoring it up tonight!"

John says "Look Mark, I bet those two females are eskimo whores.(Females proceed to remove jackets and large clevage is now seen). See I told you they were eskimo whores!"

by Custas February 3, 2010

Equatorial Eskimo Shot

Two partners having sex on an office chair where one is seated and the other is kneeling in front. When the person kneeling is beginning to orgasm, he spins the seated person in the chair and proceeds to ejaculate all over them.

I walked in on David giving Sarah an Equatorial Eskimo Shot in the boss's office yesterday.

by super_daver January 20, 2009

Violent Eskimo

When you shake a snow globe then hit someone over the head with it right before you cum in their face. (shaking the snow globe is key)

Jim totally gave Scott a Violent Eskimo last night.

by kbunkballz April 4, 2010

Dirty Eskimo

Inserting ice cubes into a male or females asshole and procedding to have anal sex with them until the ice melts and then you drink it.

I gave my girlfriend the most rightous Dirty Eskimo, it made my dick numb. :)

by Bootyhole Bandit August 17, 2006

eskimo

Really cool people.

Do Eskimos dip their dick in antifreeze?

by aereilly August 3, 2003

Eskimo Ear Muff

An Eskimo Ear Muff is when a penis is put through a stretched lobe piercing.

My girlfriend finally stretched her lobes big enough, i'm totally giving her an eskimo ear muff tonight.

by mr. dill bo bankles December 10, 2009

Smoking Eskimo

a "smoking eskimo" involves freezing a dildo and plunging it into recipient (into their vag or ass, depending on how they like it) creating steam. if you're really dedicated to the smoking eskimo, freezing your dick is acceptable... but could be dangerous.

I woke up to Paul giving me a smoking eskimo!

by lamecakes February 10, 2008