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Econopocalypse

A place in time when all economic structures cease to function, according to the 502nd law of thermoeconomics:

All economic systems tend towards ever greater accumulation of increasingly insubstantial pseudo-scientific jargon; a stake of play that will ultimately result in the violent collapse and subsequent explosion of the econoverse in a molten halo of flaming bullshit.
Adam Smith ... Francis Fukuyama ... Econopocalypse.
by rufflove March 21, 2011
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Economic cunt

Someone who always bangs on about waste and the environment , such as using two staples on the same piece of paper
Why are you stapling that paper again it's already got one in it? Think of the waste!

Shut up Sid you economic cunt!
by Unit 6 September 14, 2018
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emongifier

(E-Monj-ifier) A pointlessly employed human being, usually in a high vis jacket or with a name tag of some description, doing the job of an inanimate, but perfectly functional sign or instruction, whilst standing next to or in front of that very sign or instruction, as if we can neither see nor understand it.

Usually found at ports, or other areas of high human traffic, next to signs that everyone understands and can clearly see, using their hands or vocals to emphasise what the sign says or means.
It's a good job that emongifier told me to go left, the meaning of the 8 foot long, fluorescent arrow pointing left behind him was a total mystery to me, until he looked at me through half closed eyes and said 'left please mate'. The guy behind me would probably have died if the guy hadn't sufficiently directed him. Long live the Emongifier.
by Flakeypaul January 11, 2019
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Economic Equality

Economic Equality is something that will never exist.
by nickgurr507 September 28, 2020
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economou

A last name of a greek family, usually consisting of a sexy, smart, and all round perfect middle child named Kristian.
Yo shawty, you part of the economou family?
Ye, but I wish I was Kristian
by Mumslovleypasta December 25, 2020
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Emonee

Emonee is a #queen slay princess fairy boss nd she gets shit done one way or another Shes a nice person.
Wow is that emonee

That is emonee
Oh my god emonee
by Toe pics?! July 23, 2022
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