Eggplant

The eggplant is usually the child (The Eggplant) that resides with you, who is providing intel or information to the outside parent, the competition or anyone who wants to know what's going on in your home for various reasons. The reasons could be good, bad or indifferent.

We have access via the eggplant.

by Why Heals September 6, 2022

Eggplant fever 🍆

When you constantly have Dick on your mind
You seem to be attracted to Dick with/without any experience with it

Normally used to describe sexual aroused idea or situation

He gave me eggplant fever 🍆 all night long

I got this eggplant on my mind

by That.bad.BISHHH December 25, 2020

Eggplant Express

A girl who has sex with lots of men. It's another term for the cock carousel.

She rode the Eggplant Express in her 20's and early 30's, now at 35, she's had her fun and wants something real.

by Enko247 May 20, 2025

eggplant lasagna

When you stick the eggplant in her lasagna

Hey honey let's make eggplant lasagna.

by DumbShit69420 March 12, 2023

spicy eggplant

The term spicy eggplant refers to an Indian using curry sauce as lube but also a food in the Indian menu

Mary: smear all that curry sauce on me and give me your spicy eggplant

by Zakiaa2k18 May 30, 2018

Eggplant

It’s a dang vegetable, guys. Stop making it into something it doesn’t have the consent to be.

Guy: “wanna see my eggplant?”
Girl: “Only if you’re talking about the food you nasty boy.”

by lessdumblonde June 14, 2019

eggplant

same shape as a long hard body part. It can sometimes go soft

he had a soft fluffy eggplant. he ate her eggplant because it was hard body part.

by whitetastystickymilk69ilike123 January 3, 2022