Eggplant

It’s a dang vegetable, guys. Stop making it into something it doesn’t have the consent to be.

Guy: “wanna see my eggplant?”
Girl: “Only if you’re talking about the food you nasty boy.”

by lessdumblonde June 14, 2019

spicy eggplant

The term spicy eggplant refers to an Indian using curry sauce as lube but also a food in the Indian menu

Mary: smear all that curry sauce on me and give me your spicy eggplant

by Zakiaa2k18 May 30, 2018

eggplant

same shape as a long hard body part. It can sometimes go soft

he had a soft fluffy eggplant. he ate her eggplant because it was hard body part.

by whitetastystickymilk69ilike123 January 3, 2022

Eggplant

The eggplant is usually the child (The Eggplant) that resides with you, who is providing intel or information to the outside parent, the competition or anyone who wants to know what's going on in your home for various reasons. The reasons could be good, bad or indifferent.

We have access via the eggplant.

by Why Heals September 6, 2022

Epic eggplant

When you wrap a bunch of rubber bands around the base of your penis so that it swells up and turns purple like an eggplant.

Last week I fucked a girl with my epic eggplant

Are you going to do an epic eggplant for your date tonight?

by Mynoduesp321 October 6, 2023

Eggplant and Berries

A man's lower parts

Jenna: Man, that guy's got some nice Eggplant and Berries!

by Sweetcream June 9, 2019

Eggplant Cutlets

The act of releasing onto a girl’s chest while having sex on the beach, after which one presses the woman’s breasts into the sand, thereby making what resembles two delicious eggplant cutlets. This move is similar to the “Chicken Cutlet” and “Screaming Seagull,” and acts as a vegetarian alternative.

I took Tina to the beach, and as we were going at it, she told me to finish on her chest. I surprised her by rolling her over, pressing her breasts into the sand, and making two perfect eggplant cutlets out of those beautiful warlocks.

by Apple Clis January 31, 2024