Person 1: Bro, I have a limp stalk!
Person 2: Looks like you have floral dysfunction.
Person 1: I have floral dysfunction.
Person 2: Is that really something to say during sex?!
Person 2: Looks like you have floral dysfunction.
Person 1: I have floral dysfunction.
Person 2: Is that really something to say during sex?!
by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 September 23, 2022

1) An elektronic reptile doesn't function the way it's supposed to do.
2) An online reptile creature that has a bug and therefor doesn't have the interactions and function its supposed to have.
3) A reptile that can't get hard when trying to have coidus
2) An online reptile creature that has a bug and therefor doesn't have the interactions and function its supposed to have.
3) A reptile that can't get hard when trying to have coidus
A lizard that can't get its tail up.
Eva: I'm trying to make this work but it seems that your lizard is having an ereptile dysfunction.
Eva: I'm trying to make this work but it seems that your lizard is having an ereptile dysfunction.
by close2human December 20, 2014

1. When something does not function properly.
2. When something is dangerous, bad, unhealthy, toxic, etc.
2. When something is dangerous, bad, unhealthy, toxic, etc.
by JonnyDasPony March 21, 2018

Dissociative -a detachment from reality
Sexual - have to do with sexual intercourse
Identity- to be the same or ones personality
Dysfunction-malfunction
Basically it is when a person hear auditory hallucinations and racing thought , detachment from reality occurs causing a person to have sexual relations with person place or things including children
Causing a sexual abuse molestation
Sexual - have to do with sexual intercourse
Identity- to be the same or ones personality
Dysfunction-malfunction
Basically it is when a person hear auditory hallucinations and racing thought , detachment from reality occurs causing a person to have sexual relations with person place or things including children
Causing a sexual abuse molestation
by rafael e Reyes January 11, 2019

A Diary Of a Wimpy Kid fan fiction originally posted onto the R/Loded Diper subreddit. It puts a particularly much darker light on the DOAWK series and the Heffley family.
by fieldofaspen February 9, 2024

Orginally came from Jerry's telethon for "special" people. Which always included a retared person coming into view of the camera to get a few more dollars
mother to children misbehaving in backseat, "will you kids shut the #%$@ up, you sound like a bunch of Dysfunctional jerry kids"
by sLuGo September 30, 2005

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.
Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright
Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
by DJ Dammit Man November 5, 2022
