Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.
Danny has Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction, as he couldn't get bricked with any birds.
by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 29, 2024
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Correctile Dysfunction

The inability of some men to stop themselves from correcting people (especially women) about something they know nothing about.
by Toxic-masculinity January 06, 2023
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a-reptile-dysfunction

When our Democrat overlords glitch out due to the fact that they're not really human but alien reptilians in human skin
Did you see the Joe Biden bot malfunction during his speech last night? He started slurring his words and basically just shut down. Talk about a-reptile-dysfunction!

The Hillary unit glitched out again during her interview today. It was another example of a-reptile-dysfunction.

A senseless incoherent word salad from the Kamala Chameleon is a type of a-reptile-dysfunction in her programming.
by TheGideonLion September 17, 2024
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Dysfunctional pencil

Describes someone who just doesn’t function as intended or properly.
She’s definitely a dysfunctional pencil - like a pencil with a rubber on both ends.
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nigger dysfunction

Often confused with 'Erectile Dysfunction', Nigger Dysfunction is a disorder that prevents your meat from being turned on by black people.
Johnny:"Look at that black bitch shes so bad!"
Andrew Tate: "Bro I have nigger dysfunction she doesn't turn me on."
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Dysfunctional Perspective

A Diary Of a Wimpy Kid fan fiction originally posted onto the R/Loded Diper subreddit. It puts a particularly much darker light on the DOAWK series and the Heffley family.
Person 1: Just got done reading the new Dysfunctional Perspective part!
Person 2: Same, I liked it
by fieldofaspen February 10, 2024
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Directdial dysfunction

Person who calls the operator and has them connect the person to the requested party,instead of dialing it themselves.usually due to laziness and not wanting to look up the number themselves.
Shayla has directdial dysfunction again.like remembering extension 11 for hr is too much work.
by Alison1011 April 13, 2009
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