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Drunken rosacea

red cheeks are consuming an alcoholic beverage
after drinking some grey goose i have a drunken rosacea.
by whorthehellisbucky April 1, 2021
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Drunken Gnome

A) A Gnome that is Drunk

B) Highly respected and idolized Fun loving drunk related to the dwarf community

C) Carefree and jolly midget badass who occasionally are sober for no longer then the time it takes to wake up and reach for their stein, put on their lax pointy hat, pocket their smoking utensils, and post up on their colorful mushroom throne. Order may change depending on circumstances.

D) Rumored to be descendants of the all powerful and holy beer gods these Gnomes are worshiped by all Gnomes and fellow 4 footers of every kind especially their not to distant relatives the Garden Gnome.
E) Ancestors of the Hungover Gnomes

F) The James Bond of Gnomes
Man the Drunken Gnome can drink! Not to mention he brought enough booze for all of us too!!!

When i grow up i wanna be just like them.

"How did he make that slam dunk!?" (BLAM! Right in the kisser) "Nobody questions a Drunken Gnome!"

May your days be plentiful and blessed by the Almighty Drunken Gnomes, Amen.
by DrunkenGnomes November 26, 2014
mugGet the Drunken Gnomemug.

drunken sturr

blacked-out drunk but still sturring around...
1. "I was at the club...then i wake up at 4 in the morn......musta been a drunken sturr"...
2."In my drunken sturr i walked to the store to get some more beer"...
by mc smoke alot February 18, 2009
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drunken-fied

I am so drunken-fied!
by Spliffy Tiffy November 19, 2011
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drunken applesauce

A drinking game reward/or punishment where the contestant puts their fingers inside a female's labia to play around with her moistness like the feeling of applesauce.
Last night I stuck my cock in a dirty martini but at least I won a round of drunken applesauce.
by Rip Colby August 18, 2014
mugGet the drunken applesaucemug.

drunken lunge

When someone suddenly and rather clumsily goes in for a snog when they're drunk in a very obvious and not very attractive manner. This is also usually not appreciated by the person they're trying to snog
Last night he went for the drunken lunge
by littlesoozy October 27, 2009
mugGet the drunken lungemug.

drunken lunge

The action of going in for a cheeky snog with a member of the opposite sex while intoxicated. The action is often undertaken with no invite or announcement. The result is often surprise for the said member of the opposite sex, or embarrasment for the lungee, when avoidance tactics are employed.
Out drinking on the town and get chatting to chick, Dave went for the drunken lunge but she ducked and weaved away from him. He stumbled into the table and split some drinks. Very funny.
by ciaofornow August 5, 2009
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