knuckle-dragger

An individual, usually male, who lacks intelligence and/or culture.

The knuckle-dragger could not even name when the War of 1812 was.

by Tristan Reef November 8, 2007

Nigger Digger

a woman who is either currently having a romantic liason with a black man of low to mid social status, or considering it quietly.

see also: blonde

That rich blonde in the new Volvo is a Digger of crazy black Niggers.

by major_delmac March 31, 2005

Mississippi Clam Digger

A complex sexual position in which the male sticks his penis into the female's ear, and places his foot into her vagina and "digs." All of this is performed while the male is washing the female's hair and eating a corndog at the same moment.

Based on the amount of corndogs and shampoo at her apartment, I knew she would be into the Mississippi Clam Digger!

by Rick_Diculous April 2, 2009

pussy digger

When a guy obviously tries talking to a girl just to have sex with her..... he'll frequently call her, text her, fb chat her... etc. etc.... wont leave her alone and ends everything he says with a :)

Man Jack sure is a pussy digger the way he approaches Sidney is just atrocious.

Jesus can be such a pussy digger sometimes the way hes CONSTANTLY talking to that one girl.

by theycallmesledge June 24, 2011

Shelby Clam-Digger

When a stripper inserts her middle finger into her anus and then places it into a customers mouth, without them being aware of where the finger actually was. This act is typically only done when the customer has upset the girl in some way, and usually used during a private dance.

Larry: Wow, that guy was a real asshole!

Cindy: He was so rude! That's why he got the Shelby Clam-Digger!

by 4yoularry November 22, 2011

colder than a well digger's asshole

extremely cold and dark.

"Daaaaammmmn...it's colder than a well digger's asshole out there!!"

by Well Digger September 1, 2011

rippin diggers

Explosive flatulence in the presence of otherse resulting from a night of cold Chinese food and warm beer. Typically occurring between the hours of 2 and 5am accompanied by quiet snorting and supressed laughter.

-"Honey, you rippin diggers again?"
-/snort/chortle/
-"Son of a bitch."

by Mitmeister February 13, 2007