The everyday act of telling someone you can only have sex with them this one time only to come back the following day for more sex. Taken from the great movie "The Princess Bride" in which the Dread Pirate Roberts tells Westley (Cary Elwes) that he'll most likely kill him in the morning only to spare him every time.
Dude 1: Danielle said she wanted to have sex with me but she could only do it this one time. Then she came back this morning and we did it again.
Dude 2: Sounds like she's got a bit of the old "Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome
Dude 2: Sounds like she's got a bit of the old "Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome
by exptruth09 May 1, 2011

by MISFITMAN June 17, 2009

There is no definition for him but here is a story
Jamaican guy with dreads once broke down my door, “AYAMON!!!” He starts spinning at nine hundred miles per hour and creates a category twenty tornado! Suddenly his dreads get ripped off and, razor sharp, they starts flying around and start killing people, then they fly into the ocean, afterwards forgotten for fifty years , then they come back as a hair monster the size of the United States and kill nearly everyone in the world, but someone throws a Molotov at it and burns it into nothing, the hair smoke that came from it, it’s poisonous and radioactive, every one dies.
Five hundred billion years later, bacteria evolve into humans, but they can’t breathe oxygen they can only breathe carbon dioxide, they all die, then, finally, they evolve into normal people and then it all happens all over again.
THE END.
Five hundred billion years later, bacteria evolve into humans, but they can’t breathe oxygen they can only breathe carbon dioxide, they all die, then, finally, they evolve into normal people and then it all happens all over again.
THE END.
by Thatrasistkid November 30, 2017

There are skilled dreadvertisers in our government.
by Mikhail Epstein October 2, 2003

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it
The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

That occurence when you go to a supermarket and tons of people of elephantine proportions are riding on motor scooters
by The mike gamez August 11, 2017

You: What are you doing this weekend?
Friend: Oh my gosh, I have to go to a dreadding on Saturday. My mom's friends' daughter is getting married in Annapolis at 1pm and then the reception is in Baltimore at 5pm. I barely even know this girl and her stupid dreadding is going to take up my whole Saturday!
Friend: Oh my gosh, I have to go to a dreadding on Saturday. My mom's friends' daughter is getting married in Annapolis at 1pm and then the reception is in Baltimore at 5pm. I barely even know this girl and her stupid dreadding is going to take up my whole Saturday!
by PASSSS April 1, 2011
