la douzi

Uncontrollable diarrhea, mostly liquid in varying colors and scents, exiting in shotgun-spread fashion as a result of eating excessive amounts of Chinese food.

Chris: Mark, where are you, I haven't seen you for a week? You look thinner!

Mark: I know, I've had la douzi so I haven't been able to leave the bathroom.

Chris: Maybe you should borrow some of Alex's la douzi antibiotics.

by Brother Charles January 11, 2010

dozier

A term for calling somebody fat.

Cory: Hey Dozier, can't get the seatbelt on?
Chris (overweight): Comedy Central is calling your number!

by Joe Bill April 29, 2008

dopzizzel

something that is cool

that is the dopzizzel my nizzel

by ja rule May 13, 2003

dazzio

when you annoy the shit out of anyone and everyone and are just a general fuck up

Friend: woops looks like I did contract herpes from that stripper
Me: Stfu dazzio

by Big George12345 February 7, 2017

Douzin

Doing 12 girls at a time or the filling of 12 holes from 6 different girls.

There were girls in which a douzin of them had sex with ryan

by Josh williams 5th May 8, 2010

dizzit

dizzit is when you speak to fast when you are tring to what is it and it comes out what dizzit

what dizzit. (what is it.

by jill reed May 15, 2007

Douzie

A selfie with two people.

When you take a photo of yourself with another person

Jim and Lachlan took a douzie.

Brittney and Alice took a douzie to put on facebook.

by zxcvbnmmju November 11, 2012