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DoucheSquad!

A group or gathering of doucebags is refered to as a "DoucheSquad" same as a large number of wolves would be known as a "pack" of wolves, a group of a collective of douchebags hanging out is known as a "DoucheSquad".
sarah-"Oh my god, why is there a douchebag convention in our kitchen?"

sarah's freind- " sarah,its called a DoucheSquad! There is a DoucheSquad, in our kitchen.

sarah- Oh my bad! there appears to be a DoucheSquad in our kitchen, and they're really starting to get on my tits!!!!
by the oracle of bad taste March 16, 2011
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Douchist

A(n) supporter of/action that supports the lifestyle of douche.
The comments he makes are very douchist. I do not follow that ideal, so I cannot be friends with him. I am sorry.
by Tallymo April 15, 2011
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douchesnazzle

another variation of a douche; retard; mentally challenged being/organism
You don't care about Dobby dying?! You're such a douchesnazzle!
by Trilipinas+Quashley May 6, 2011
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douchestronaught

one who is exploring new realms of douchebaggery
I'm impressed, Marty is quite the douchestronaught
by doucheprevention August 3, 2011
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douchestach

the pencil thin facial hair that comes down from the sideburns, follows the jawline, and connects to a thin mustache and a little patch just under the lip. ... important feature, the rest of the the face is perfectly smooth. Usually accomanied by a diamond stud ear ring, graphic T's and shaved lines in the eyebrows.
checkout the jersey shore tool with the douchestache.
by Neill O'Stephens October 8, 2011
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douchestick

Another euphemism for the penis, cock, manroot. As in, douching someone with your douchestick.
Oh Baby, I'm really douching you out with my douchestick.

Yeah, you like that hard douching, sit back on my douchestick.
by chinrest October 20, 2011
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Douchous Aquaticus

A inconsiderate person that cuts you off in a boat or otherwise acting like a douchbag while operating a boat and doesn't matter if drinking or not. One that thinks they are the only ones out on the water
That douchous aquaticus just ran over our fishing lines!!!!!
by witness to douchous aquaticus January 21, 2012
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