What a corporate ID badge becomes when worn on a belt or lanyard, especially while not in the office or on campus. Keep that shit in your wallet, nobody cares where you work.
by dashtrash July 21, 2010
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by Cory G. B April 2, 2008
Get the douchebagathon mug.-Lisa always walks around with her bluetooth earpiece in her ear, even when she's not on the phone.
-I know, it's totally her douchebadge.
-I know, it's totally her douchebadge.
by L.M. Aut August 29, 2007
Get the douchebadge mug.Noun - A faggy looking mixbreed of a baseball cap and a conductor hat. This hat is usually dark green or black, purchased at Le Chateau on the men's side, and worn at night. The douchebag hat is worn low as to cover the snakelike red eyes of the douchebag wearing it. The douchebag hat is a fashion statement that says, "Look at me! I'm a big, bloated, superficial douchebag! Wanna fuck?"
Did you see Randy/Joe and the new whore he's fucking standing by the bar?
No.
Right there. He's the one wearing the douchebag hat.
Oh. I see him now.
No.
Right there. He's the one wearing the douchebag hat.
Oh. I see him now.
by Playaaa What! September 26, 2007
Get the Douchebag Hat mug.Kanye West is a fucking douchebag.
by Toy Machine yeah September 16, 2009
Get the Douchebag mug.A douchebag, douchelord or person who may accurately be described by the less involved term 'douche,' who utilizes elaborate methods of deceit or general unpleasantness. The victim would be described as having been 'Doucheboozled.'
Dude, Tom messed around behind Katie's back - with her sister. Total doucheboozler.
This guy Kris totally doucheboozled me. He ran into my confessional and screamed 'Penis' at the top of his lungs and ran out. I don't know anyone named Kris.
This guy Kris totally doucheboozled me. He ran into my confessional and screamed 'Penis' at the top of his lungs and ran out. I don't know anyone named Kris.
by Hullnak January 29, 2010
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