A male with a crude, inflated, or outrageous sense of masculinity, expressed with displays lacking in imagination or taste.
by gladtohelpout February 13, 2010
A person who thinks that they are the most knowledgeable source of information on a particular topic when in reality they don't jackshit about it. This person parades around as an expert on subjects, which by sheer nature of their lack of intelligence, prevents them from ever having the slightest expertise of knowledge about the subject.
That Wayne Greene is a real douche bag because he thinks he knows so much about surgery, when he doesn't even have a medical degree.
by John Gibbs September 10, 2006
what you are for looking this up.
by Lindsey Marie :] October 11, 2006
A guy you meet on the plane to New York City that says he can hook you up with the party people and party scene. He knows owners, you'll party with Victoria Secretions models and you just might throw a few back with Jay-Z until 11 AM. The fucked up thing is, you're so fired up about partying in NYC you believe him.
We met this douche bag on the plane that promised the world but didn't come through. He always had 2 calls on it.
by Johnny John Johnson March 08, 2004
by kyle namsserk October 25, 2006
A lil nasty greaseball that lies all the time, and is as nasty as a piece of cheese stuck in your ass for more than 3 weeks!! They eat all your food, and charge up ur phonebill! And they are up ur ass like that piece of cheese!
My friend, that piece of shit!
by Bob November 17, 2004
when a bunch of guys are sitting around and some fucktard decides so say something completly retarded
guys: fuck its so boring
jon: you guys want to watch The Notebook?
guys: jon, if theres a bigger douche bag in the world, i havnt found him yet.
jon: you guys want to watch The Notebook?
guys: jon, if theres a bigger douche bag in the world, i havnt found him yet.
by joooooo January 12, 2006