doucheketeers

Douchebags. Plain and simple.

Our town/county has miles and miles and miles of bike trails yet some of these risk taking doucheketeers INSIST on riding in the streets. During rush hour. On some pretty windy roads. AND sometimes ride 2 or 3 even 4 abreast across the road.

by Telephony June 10, 2013

Harley Douchebag

A guy who thinks that just because he's bought a Harley, it makes him cool and tough.

Frank is a cool guy until he gets around his Harley, then he turns into a right Harley Douchebag.

by Ljamc May 18, 2012

tour de douche

"A peloton of weekend warrior d-bags clogging up the roadways decked out in full cycling regalia, led by a yellow jersey'd supreme douche extraordinaire."

I was late to work because I got stuck behind the tour de douche.

by Zephyr007 October 14, 2015

Dorchol

The most interesting part of Belgrade City, Serbia. Legend has it that sometime in the late 70's early 80's , this is where the Serbian sub-language of "Shatrovacki" originated, when a group of young ruffians tried to rob a "magatsin" or storage facility. Historically this part of town is divided into 3 parts upper dorcol, lower dorcol and the badass "shipka" region. The majority of this part of Belgrade was built on an old Turkish cemetery, we know this from records but also because we keep pulling the fukers out of the ground till this day every time someone digs a new foundation for a house.

"The people of Dorchol are not that scarry I ended up giving them my shoes but ONLY because I wanted to"
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"Officer I got my wallet taken from some Shiptars"
"How do you know they were Shiptars?"
"They had names like"Stipuj" "Ga nime" "Da ga" " Futim"

"U vugla"

{(Shatrovacki) "Pusti ga meni da ga futim u glavu}"
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"Come on everybody do you feel the vibe where we from? Do-rcol side rockin this party till the early light, never seperated until the end of time" Zizi 1998 (Generala Mahina Br.5)
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by SouthSlav August 4, 2009

douchequake

a douche of such tectonic intensity that their douchiness can be measured on the Richter scale.

Phil Simms is such a douche. Yeah, he's a douchequake, yo.

by nme! January 18, 2009

Dooch

A Mormon con-man who is extremely skilled in the art of persuasion but lacks the work ethic to actually complete the con job.

Typically dreams up crazy schemes.

That guy Rob.... he’s such the Dooch!

by Otee June 19, 2019

douchegirl

A highly parents-subsidised pretentious paris-hilton-girl with a constant need for attention, negative or positive. The easiest way to get attention for her is to play guys by acting as if she was super-interested in them, while in fact just looking for attention. She is unable to maintain a healthy relationship to the opposite sex, constantly chasing for new guys to mess with and will never stop teasing them. When going out she dresses in a slutty way to maximise the level of attention she gets, trying to attract guys to sexploit or to play with. She tries to lower her victims self-esteem by constant negging and showing off to make her feel better about herself.

She wears expensive cloths/bags/sunglasses/etc, defines herself by other’s material possessions and by the people she got to know during her attention-whore adventures. Though materially well-equipped by birth, she tries to be even "better" than she really is, e.g. by pretending to live in cool cities like London, though this is not true in reality.
Douchegirls should be avoided at all costs by any guy as they just live to try to fuck them over for attention. They pretend to be the happiest girls on the planet, while in fact being among the most empty people on the planet. They tend to be of average intelligence, trying to appear smart in an equally pretentious way as they behave in other parts of their lives. Never get impressed by a douchegirl, as there is nothing behind her ego but emptiness and hot air.

Tall blonde girl neglected by her parents, chasing after guys in clubs.

Typical douchegirl blabla:

To guy: "Say hi to another guy's name for me"
To anyone: -"I had gadget, e.g. blackberry before it was cool"
-"I am friends with all the guys"
-"Most of my friends are guys"
To show off how exclusive she is: "I crashed a guy's Posche Cayenne Turbo S cause I was wearing heels."
To emasculate a guy not acting 100% tough: "Wanna cry?" or "guy's name is quite useless" or any other neg
Complaining: "All the guys are hitting on me" wearing a skirt which could be confused for a belt

by formonkeys January 12, 2011