Doose

1.) An Animal that is half duck, half moose. It is normally found in your backyard or wherever Cap'n Crunch is sold.

Guy 1: Whoa man, you better put away that beef jerky. A doose might be near.

Guy 2: Okay, those animals can get pretty crazy.

by Dooses4ever May 4, 2009

doosh bag

A complete and utter loser. Also someone who sucks up to people and cant roast for their life.

Doosh bag is a loser who sucks up to the teacher and makes pathetic efforts at everything.

by Howard C July 3, 2006

dooshass

One who has gone beyond the level of cockass.

Kevin, stop being such a dooshass.

by Bluesilver30 April 18, 2004

dooster

A word for used for everything. Can be coupled with"mc" or "rooster"

(pronouned dooosta)

"whatup you fagget mc dooster" "rooster mc dooster"

"wheres that dooster at? "

by i wanna be ANONYMOUS July 8, 2007

doosh whore

Anybody who thinks they are sweet due to the fact they sit on their ass all day and rate words on urban dictionary.com. They give a "thumbs down" to every single word they see no matter what, even if the word and definition can be considered legitimate. Overall, they are faggots and are most likely the creators of all STD's known to man.

Wow, i put a sweet word on urban dictionary.com the other day, and a lot of doosh whores gave it a thumbs down. Those doosh whores do not even have a purpose in life, and they enjoy being raped homosexually. They are such faggots, they deserve death.

by poin the std July 20, 2008

doosh

An onomatopoeic word to describe the sound made by a ferocious shot/header/tackle in a football game.onomatopoeia

'And Ronaldo's arriving at the far post, DOOSH!

by Hossy 1981 April 2, 2008

doosh bag

the bag that a chick cleans out her cunt with after having sex with u

oh my god ur a doosh bag bitch

by bullfrog01 July 28, 2005