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doof poof

A gay muzzer.
A person that listens to doof doof music, that is also gay
Haha..look at that doof poof fag over there.
by He's the boxman September 26, 2006
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Doof On You

Doof on you is a game played where people have to imagine themselves having sex with various nasty people. The point of this game is basically to say hey see that nasty discusting person that no one would ever want to fuck??? you now have to imagine yourself having sex with them. It maybe nasty but it just makes you want to find the next nasty person and doof your friends.

Say for instance you were in a group and a really nasty fat ugly chick were to walk down the street you can yell "doof on you" to your friend. In the doofing game you must must!!! picture yourself having sex with the person that has been doofed on you.

The object of the game is to get the nastiest people and doof your friends... beware this game is addicting

To make it more fun you can describe the nasty things that they have to imagine doing with those people.

Rules:
1. you cannot doof someone who is the same sex
2. You cannot doof menatally retarded or handicapped people.
Two guys and a girl are chillen at work, a really ugly nasty mexican construction worker walks by the window, on of the guys says doof on you to the girl. She must picture herself having sex and getting fucked by this nasty mexican worker.

Later on a big nasty fat woman comes waddling down the street. The girl says doof on you to one of the guys for the fat chick. This guy must now picture himself fuckin this nasty woman.
by NotSoBlonde016 April 27, 2009
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doof doof chic

Doof doof chic is high quality techno sound. Or it means 'off the hook"/high quality.
You could also drop the "chic".

(4 out of 5 doctors agree that Doof Doof Chic is the SHIT.)
"Oh shit, that beat is doof doof chic!", "I really appreciate doof doof chic because the sound means good techno.", "You're shirt is so doof doof it must have been real expensive."
by ThisPartBlank October 12, 2008
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doof wife

A doof wife is a girl who spends many doofs with a boy experiencing life together.

Maybe they have been Married at the doof.

They Are not in anyway shape or form a couple outside of the doof. And are free to do as they please with whom they wish.
(It’s a mutual understanding)
Oh we’re not actually seeing each other it’s my “doof wife”
by Pacheesecake October 15, 2019
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doof dick

doof (stupid) dick (penis)

I gave her doof dick last night ngl
"yo shawty I went to my dick appointment and he gave me that doof dick
by perc30gang October 16, 2022
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Doof It

The attempt to consume drugs with your dick. A dick-based boof. May be performed by dipping the tip in, pouching in the foreskin, funneling into urethra, among other methods.
It's free if you doof it!

Hey man be careful not to sniff coke from the doofin pile
by Doofer Dan January 12, 2023
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doof monster

Someone who is especially doofy. Means the same thing as doof except it is a lot more fun to say.
I can't believe she did that, what a doof monster!
by some redhead April 20, 2008
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