Doodie Dick

The result of not washing after Doodie Fucking (see definition).
I just doodie fucked Jocelyn and I couldn't shower right away and now I got doodie dick.
by Pencil-Dick Jones April 12, 2011
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Doody Golem

A Doody Golem is similar to the traditional Golem of Jewish folklore but instead being made out of earth of clay it is made out of human or animal excrament.
"Oh Moshe, What evil thing have you constructed?? Is it a Golem?"

"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."

"The rebbe would not approve!"
by Shmuli Ellison February 25, 2008
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big doody

Something Stevie made up. I hate you Stevie.
Stevie called me a big doody the other day, and it made me think of how much I hate him.
by Stevie Lover July 11, 2017
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Big doody

Brown stuff that comes out the butt. Formerly known as number 2.
“I just went big doody.”

The bathroom really smells. Someone must have taken a big doody.”
by Harold McDonald March 29, 2021
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Doody Pops

Farts. The sound of barking spiders. A child safe FART word for little kids. A"POP!" that smell like Doody! A Pop! that smells like Pop! A smelly sound, when Mommy says "Bad Dog!"
"Bobby, did you make doody pops? " Bobby points at the dog, "Dolly did it!" "Bad dog!" Mommy says.
by Bob Who October 01, 2016
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Doodie Divot

The tender, valley-shaped hole situated directly above ones butthole. Coined by Hodge
My doodie divot is extremely itchy today" or "I have extra fluff in my doodie divot after wearing these new cotton under wear"
by Hodge10 June 21, 2011
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doody sleep

Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to poop well when he or she gets up in the morning.
You don't need beauty sleep, however, you definitely could use some doody sleep. When was the last time you pooped?
by Igor Klebanov June 22, 2017
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