Doodie Dick

The result of not washing after Doodie Fucking (see definition).
I just doodie fucked Jocelyn and I couldn't shower right away and now I got doodie dick.
by Pencil-Dick Jones April 12, 2011
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Doody Golem

A Doody Golem is similar to the traditional Golem of Jewish folklore but instead being made out of earth of clay it is made out of human or animal excrament.
"Oh Moshe, What evil thing have you constructed?? Is it a Golem?"

"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."

"The rebbe would not approve!"
by Shmuli Ellison February 25, 2008
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Doodie sploosh

when you take a shit and the water splashes back up onto your butt
yo i just took the fattest shit in the bathroom and had a doodie sploosh
by ashlikesbeans July 26, 2020
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Doody Hotdog

A Doody Hotdog is someone who works in a sandwich shop and smiles creepily at young children. Typically, a Doody Hotdog is a male and he has dark colored hair. Sometimes, Doody Hotdogs will give out cookies to random people, typically children. They tend to send of creepy vibes but are really nice deep down.
He is such a Doody Hotdog!
I wish our sandwich shop had a Doody Hotdog.
Children, remember to stay away from the local Doody Hotdog!
by howardshipskin January 10, 2013
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Little Doody

“I drank so much water, I have to go little doody.”

“We went to the rest stop for a little doody break.”
by Harold McDonald March 29, 2021
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Doody Cakes

Someone's buttocks be it juicy, slim, fit, thick.. whatever the case. You are referancing the booty.
" God has blessed them, just look at those doody cakes!"
by Rensijn February 02, 2021
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Doodie Divot

The tender, valley-shaped hole situated directly above ones butthole. Coined by Hodge
My doodie divot is extremely itchy today" or "I have extra fluff in my doodie divot after wearing these new cotton under wear"
by Hodge10 June 21, 2011
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