donkey on the edge

On the edge of an emotional breakdown

I'm seriously a donkey on the edge right now ....

by HolyHolly August 12, 2017

Donkey Thicc

A well endowed gentleman wearing gray sweatpants with the clear outline of his genitals.

"Hey yo bro, see that guy who just walked in?" "He looking Donkey thicc"

"OMG Brittany!" "You cant just let you boyfriend go out in public with those sweats" "He's too Donkey thicc to be out around these thirsty sluts!"

by Tralalalash January 12, 2021

doner kebab

the act of slipping a meat of your choice (fish, pork, lamb, horse, etc) around the circumference of your schlong, similar to how a ring would slip on your finger

Zamn, last night Sheba gave me the most insane doner kebab with her special jumbo shrimp!

by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023

Norwegian Donk Slapper

Generally used as a sex move where the penis is so inflamed it can be used as a meat mallet, to excessively pound ones anus.

Alex- "Did you see sara get taken out with the Norwegian Donk Slapper?"
Chris- "No, I bet it was gross..."
Alex- "Dude, as soon as he slapped her donk his dream cream blew across the room! It was epic!"
Chris- "I wish I was there.."

by Bailmom November 6, 2011

ba-donka-cock

n. (buh-donka-cock)

1. A very large penis
2. A lap hog
3. A monster crank

Kyle - Dude, did you see Michael in the shower after practice?
Andrew - Yeah, man. He's really got a honky-tonk ba-donka-cock. Absolutely enormous.
Kyle - That he does.

by MD-69 September 5, 2013

Palsy donk

(short for badonkadonk, when describing the rear assets of someone with cerebral palsy, aka cp)

Palsy donk is the condition of a well-endowed backside caused by 1. Nature; 2. Spine curvature; and 3. Pelvic tilt.

Girl, you have some serious palsy donk in those pants; you should wear them everyday and you'd have a different date every night.

by Lepantouflejaun October 17, 2014

Chuck donkey

A jerk off. One that masterbates often. An idiot that thinks he's cooler than he really is. A tool. A douche tard.

Man that guy was a real chuck donkey trying to pick up those girls.

by Bigballer12 July 24, 2016