Doink n boink

The act of smoking marijuana immediately before having sex, most often used in a casual setting

Guy 1: “hey, how did your tinder date go?”

Guy 2: “good, she came over for the ol doink n boink”

by Jernamus September 1, 2019

boink the doink

to give a blow job

Sarah should boink the doink sometimes.

by frencherrrr January 25, 2019

Yabba Dabba Doink

A big ass blunt. Especially smoked while dressed as a Flintstone character

“ woah my nigga he just Faced a whole Yabba Dabba Doink!”

by HelterSkelter666 November 2, 2019

Big doink kangaroo

When a man fucks a woman by making her lift her hips up in the air and the man simultaneously planking and bouncing up and down, resembling the jumping of a horny kangaroo on its dick.

Guy1:"Remember Rebecca from last night in the club?"
Guy2:"Yeah, you took her home. How was the night?"
Guy1:"She's into the kinky shit, I had to do the big doink kangaroo on her, and now my back hurts."

by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou October 14, 2018

doink schnib gooblede goop

A common word used by tourette suffers, usually found accompanying the word cunt, but can equally accompany such words as fuck, fuckidy-fuck, knobsuckingslut, or hello

"good morning doink schnib gooblede goop cunt cunt cunt, dear friend, how are you,wooop."
One ticket to woooop, fuckity-fuck, small penised cuntrimmer, doink schnib gooblede goop, the city,please, cunt.

by doinkman October 20, 2008

doink

usually a small shard of poop

i think your dog left a doink on the ground

by bigmamak July 29, 2010

ka-doink, boink

A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.

EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)

by apple juice ginger June 9, 2011