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doofusger

When a retard is speaking blgibberish.
He is speaking doofusger
by Classicjo May 14, 2018
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Diffuse

Using the pathological male brain as a defense in order to defend from an attacker. Usually a good thing to do if you know the attacker is just a friend who is heated in the moment and you feel a fight is more or less unproductive. Also can be done through yelling at each other first then talking things out afterwards.
Cody: *stab*

Chase: *emotionally touches cody through tone of voice to trigger extreme love from cody which is a symptom of borderline personality disorder* *grabs knife while caught off guard* I just diffused.
by Naukloster July 5, 2018
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doofus clogger

A doofus clogger is someone who is both a doofus and or clogger. In other words, they are both hardheaded and mischievous. They cause annoyance in times where nothing was was wrong. It is not to be confused with with a tootle clogger, the non insulting form of doofus clogger.
You’re such a doofus clogger! Go clog some doofuses!
by EatingBaconbits August 25, 2018
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Doofushmirts

Jhon: I will kill all animals
Larry: dude, you are a total doofushmirts.
by Deadpool89 November 30, 2018
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Doofus

Tim: Brexit is going so well
Mary: shut up Tim, you doofus
by Alexthegay April 12, 2019
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DOOFUS

Ni**gaz that like to get their a** eaten.
Me n Jim had a dope time, I’m such a doofus!
by suedohim August 16, 2019
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Doofus

You are a doofus
by Bannanamandan September 30, 2019
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