Definitions by Deadpool89

Turdburglar 

Turdburglar. A dog that steals another dog's turd and eats it. It could be a fresh turd or a stale turd.

Billy: Dixie pooped in the house this morning and Snoop ate it.
Kim: Snoop is such a Turdburglar.

Turdburglar by Deadpool89 October 27, 2019

Doofushmirts 

Thinking a platypus is your enemy

Jhon: I will kill all animals
Larry: dude, you are a total doofushmirts.

Doofushmirts by Deadpool89 November 30, 2018