Deadpool89's definitions

Doofushmirts

Thinking a platypus is your enemy

Jhon: I will kill all animals
Larry: dude, you are a total doofushmirts.

by Deadpool89 November 30, 2018

Turdburglar

Turdburglar. A dog that steals another dog's turd and eats it. It could be a fresh turd or a stale turd.

Billy: Dixie pooped in the house this morning and Snoop ate it.
Kim: Snoop is such a Turdburglar.

by Deadpool89 October 27, 2019