ball dock

What your testicles or balls would "dock" against when getting oral sex. Chin.

guy 1: I'm going to face fuck that girl so hard my balls will be banging against her ball dock.

guy 2: Excellent!

by TFer Rhombic December 9, 2008

turd dry dock

after turning off the water supply to toilet and flushing all water out of toilet....do your business. thus, turd dry dock. useful for occasions where you want to piss somebody off or just gross them out.

joel- hey mike, did you go to your boss' christmas party?

mike- yeah, that bastard gave me a no-motion so i did a turd dry dock right before i left his house party!

joel- did you do the thing where you unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off and wipe your ass and then roll it back up for the next asshole?

mike- of course!

by dark korner January 13, 2010

Hickory Dickory Dock

A simple poem that seems sexual because of similarities between "dock" and "cock".

Hickory Dickory Dock
Your mom sucked my Cock
The clock struck one
And all was done
Hickory Dickory Dock

by PsYcHoImoN July 9, 2011

Dry Dock

The act of shutting off the water supply to a friend or foe's toilet (the knob / valve behind the toilet close to the floor) and the flushing the toilet to empty the bowl of all water.

At the point, you push out your steaming turd so that it sticks to the ceramic part of the bowl. It creates a giant mess to clean up. Make sure you are not seen leaving the bathroom as a beat-down might ensue if you are caught.

A common double whammy is to also pull an upper tank or upper decker. This will create total havoc for the toilet & the person that owns it.

Entire commodes have had to been ripped out and replaced because of the devestation this creates.

Jeffrey was mad at his friend Ryan's father. So when he was visiting their home, he used their restroom and pulled a dry dock. He did not have enough dung left though to also pull a upper decker.

by Solo Stroke October 15, 2009

dry dock

At someone else's house, you turn off the water supply to the toilet, then flush it. Now the toilet bowl is empty, no water in it. Now you take a dump, essentially leaving your turd welded to the inside of the toilet bowl. This is "dry docking". The bathroom now smells like an outhouse since the turd is fully exposed to the air. For added effect, bring a jar with a few flies, release them in the bathroom, thereby enhancing the outhouse "feel".

"After I had sex with his wife, I dry docked one in his office bathroom."

by edawg999 November 1, 2006

jaw dock

The spot on an extremely muscular mans chest in which a woman's ass rests upon perfectly and lines up her vagina with his jaw for oral sex.

Man I would jump on that jaw dock any time!

by Atomsbombmomma November 5, 2014

Dick-Dock

When two men pull back their foreskin with their dicks touching. One man starts by pulling his foreskin over his dick and stretches it over the head of the other mans cock. The other man then does the same. They have now dick-docked.

Let’s join together and dick-dock.

by Hello Yeah Yeah January 2, 2018