Penile Dementia

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"

Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!

by Me February 26, 2003

Dementor

Someone who is in the fringe of your group of friends who is tolerated because it would be a shame to tell them to Fuck off!
They also have some strange ability to turn even the funniest momements into akward ones and sap all happiness from those around.

Person 1 : Never invite jim to out for a drink

Person 2 : Why not

Person 1 : Cuz he's a fucking Dementor

by derek m is gay February 26, 2009

demensia

Noun The plural of "demension", this word refers to two or more of any "fussy" or "precise" or "stringent" measurements (length, width, height, depth, weight, amount, levelling/alignment, etc.), or to an unusually large quantity of these stipulations, which are involved in a construction/scientific project, details that typically cause the laborers and supervisors involved in the endeavor to actually go partially insane over the fastidious/voluminous details, and sometimes to even actually see the nauseating mathematical figures in their sleep. Can also refer to a debilitating mental condition brought on by excessive exposure to said precise-measurement headaches, or to a similar condition suffered by someone who is unnaturally/totally obsessed with either (1) exact measurements of various objects, or (2) the "measurements" of an admired person whom he'd like to be intimate with.

Harry used to love fine cabinet-making, but he eventually got such a rip-roaring case of demensia that he had to quit that line of work; he now enjoys befriending attractive women, and measuring their boob- and waist-sizes.

by QuacksO May 8, 2014

dementophobia

The fear of going insane

He couldn't sleep because of his dementophobia but in the end it drove him insane

by Ninya October 24, 2015

Dememing

When someone misuses a meme it would be this. A play on the word "demeaning."

Teacher: *incorrectly uses meme*
Student: ugh, you didn't even use it right! How Dememing.

by Marc the Zealous July 17, 2016

Dementor effect

When a person have a good time while another people around him or her having a bad time. This also works backwards.

"Somehow He happy while everybody is sad because we write a quiz. He suck out our happyness. He is like a dementor. Let's purge him!" "He was got killed because he was owned by the Dementor effect."

by McpurplemuffinINTP4W5 November 28, 2016

demenicia

Is a beautiful women that is gentle,wise, and smart but she can also be aggressive. You can never put her in a bad mood and she is a women that will always keep her word

Wow! Demenicia you are intelligent

by Brittany Valljo December 20, 2016