by eye04 March 30, 2024
Get the djsocool2019k mug.A guitar-like instrument with only the lowest 3 strings, tuned to a comically low tuning (standard power chord drop tuning). Played in djent bands, as it's easy to get that djuggah and djeh sounds from the instrument. Often replaces the guitar and bass, as the music is tuned so low a normal guitar can't make those sounds while a bass would just be playing the same notes with different tonal qualities
Brad: "Hey Kyle, what kind of guitar makes those squeals, djegga, and mud sounds? I see you playing it all the time"
Kyle: "Yo Brad, that's not a guitar, it's my djont stick. I'm a djent kiddie now boi" *skates away*
Kyle: "Yo Brad, that's not a guitar, it's my djont stick. I'm a djent kiddie now boi" *skates away*
by Mikau02 April 9, 2024
Get the Djont stick mug.The persistent act of receiving compliments and admiration from others, often to an excessive degree and sometimes against one’s preferences or desires.
“Despite her protests, she found herself a victim of being DJone’d at the awards ceremony, as every guest seemed determined to compliment her endlessly.”
by PoppyLocky November 21, 2024
Get the DJone’d mug.When you lock dyson engineers in a room for 6 years without any supervision. they do genuinely work. when I first tried them the visor part smelled bad and had to offgas for a few days. which is ironic when they’re meant to stop vocs from being inhaled.
the dyson zone is a pair of headphones with an air purifier in them. sound quality is good. makes the wearer look like one of the members of daft punk, a supervillain or a character from a cyberpunk film or video game. they’re designed for protection against air pollution and people say they work well during wildfires.
by smoking & vaping is for losers February 28, 2025
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Get the Djion, djIon, djioN mug.Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around the early 2000s but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.
Almost nobody remembers the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02 and CR03) anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was honestly quite ahead of its time. It really feels more like a futuristic tech you'd expect to see today than back in the early 2000s.
Hell, now that I think about it, the dyson washing machines are a MUCH more better and useful concept than those lousy ‘smart’ washing machines today.
Yes, the complexity of the contra rotating drum mechanism would be a central problem to the machine, however to be quite frank, to think it would fail more than a conventional single drum washer would be ridiculous. Perhaps a bit more feasible now considering the age of the existing machines still around, but def not possible back in 2002.
But overall, the pros of the dyson washing machine heavily overshadows the concerns. I would LOVE to have a contra rotating drum, where I could wash my clothes faster than what’s possible even with current washers. I honestly hope the contra rotating drum system can make a comeback in the 2020s. Just note that if any major washing machine brand made a new one, it would prove far more capable and be more successful.
Almost nobody remembers the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02 and CR03) anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was honestly quite ahead of its time. It really feels more like a futuristic tech you'd expect to see today than back in the early 2000s.
Hell, now that I think about it, the dyson washing machines are a MUCH more better and useful concept than those lousy ‘smart’ washing machines today.
Yes, the complexity of the contra rotating drum mechanism would be a central problem to the machine, however to be quite frank, to think it would fail more than a conventional single drum washer would be ridiculous. Perhaps a bit more feasible now considering the age of the existing machines still around, but def not possible back in 2002.
But overall, the pros of the dyson washing machine heavily overshadows the concerns. I would LOVE to have a contra rotating drum, where I could wash my clothes faster than what’s possible even with current washers. I honestly hope the contra rotating drum system can make a comeback in the 2020s. Just note that if any major washing machine brand made a new one, it would prove far more capable and be more successful.
Kevin: Hey remember back when Dyson had that cool futuristic washing machine, forgot what it's called
Eric: The CR01, CR02 or CR03??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.
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Millennial: Hey remember the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02, CR03) ?
Zoomer: Dyson what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
Eric: The CR01, CR02 or CR03??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.
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Millennial: Hey remember the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02, CR03) ?
Zoomer: Dyson what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
by smoking & vaping is for losers June 19, 2025
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