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IM ding ditch

saying "hi" to someone and suddenly going away from the keyboard never to respond back
5:30 Ravenflyr934: hi
5:31 Squirrelboy283: Hey hows it goin?
5:40 Squirrelboy283: so you get your finals done yet?
6:20 Squirrelboy283: hello?
8:12 Squirrelboy283: I've been IM ding ditched
by Flyinsquirrel99 December 20, 2008
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TITS-UP IN A DITCH

A hopeless situation that only gets worse, usually brought about by chance, and from which there appears to be absolutely no escape. bad luckf***** updead endno hope
Used in a fiction by Annie Proulx in the New Yorker June 9&16,2008
TITS-UP IN A DITCH,about the “luck” of a young woman,Dakota who was abandoned by her mother as a baby and raised on a farm by her grandparents. Her grandfather came back to the house one day and said that a cow had tried to climb a steep wet slope that apparently slid out from under her, and had landed on her back in a ditch. “Had me some (bad) luck today” he said. Goddam cow got herself tits-up in a ditch couple days ago. Dead time I found her”.
Dakota goes on to find herself pregnant, married and abandoned by her husband, Sash, who joined the army. Dakota then leaves her baby and also joins the army. Dacota lost an arm, her baby gets killed and Sash ends up in a coma with both legs blown off and half his head gone. Upon returning alone to the farm, Sash’s mother asks Dakota about his condition. Dakota answers “Sash is tits-up in a ditch”. And that is when Dakota began to feel her own decent into the dark watery mud.
by TuttPutt August 2, 2008
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Ditch the Bitch and make the Switch

Advice given to those unsure about their homosexuality by much wiser and hornier gay men!
"hey man ditch the bitch and make the switch.....come here cutie"
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ding dong ditch

To ring a random person's doorbell and run. Hence "ding dong" ditch.
I played ding dong ditch for hours, until I got caught.
by FemmeFatale July 2, 2005
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ditch

To leave a person, place, or group of people suddenly and unexpectedly to hang out with someone else, somewhere else, or to go to another large gathering.
"I'm tired of her ditching us all the time for her boyfriend."
by Pope Chris XIX January 11, 2009
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ditch licker

(noun) Male or female who performs the act of cunnilingus. Sometimes used as a derogatory term for lesbians.

If it smells good, EAT IT!
Her pussy was so beautiful it made me proud to be a skilled ditch licker.
by Grue December 14, 2003
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dull as ditchwater

very boring, or miserable.

old english phrase dating back to the 1700s, which plays on the double meaning of dull (boring/opaque).

modern english and american english also uses the phrase "dull as dishwater", probably evolved through mispronounciation and familiarity with the latter.
"andy has a new girlfriend but i can't understand why, she is as dull as ditchwater"

"wear the purple one, that black dress is dull as ditchwater"
by miss moo April 6, 2006
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