Fuck the dishes

The thing you say after you profess your love and want to have sex, instead of cleaning kitchenware.

Orlando Noble: I love you, Dave.

Dave Halloway: But what about the dishes?

Orlando Noble: Fuck the dishes!

by BrendanTheWolf July 4, 2022

dish wagon

a person who fingers some ones butt hole

yo that guy is such a dish wagon

by maniac117 April 25, 2014

the dish master

An NHL hockey player, ends up being called "the dish master" upon having scored multiple assists in a Hockey game.

Were gonna end up calling him the dish master.

by dyer' mkr October 9, 2013

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid

by Sexydimma January 10, 2018

Dish Head

A mixture of "douche bag" and "dick head", for when you want to call someone both but cant decide between one.

Dude, he was such a dish head, he stole my fuckin' pencil.

by dani_fin December 5, 2016

Fix the Dishes

Fix the Dishes is a common euphemism for “Getting laid” or “Fucking some bitches”. It originated in the mountain states of the U.S.

“What’d you do last night Christine?”

“Let’s just say I went to Mike’s and went to Fix the Dishes”

by TinaBitch July 6, 2020

Dish diarrhea

Pretending to have to poop after dinner in order to avoid doing dishes.

I can guarantee you two minutes after dinner that Arijana will develop a case of dish diarrhea.

by YvonGluteus March 3, 2014