Blow-up Day Disasters

Inflatable holiday yard decorations that only look good at night. When seen during the day while deflated, they look like someone did a drive-by shooting on your lawn, leaving them strewn across your yard like a Christmas massacre.

While jogging through our suburban paradise, I thought I might have entered a crime seen because all of our neighbors' yards were filled with Blow-up Day Disasters. Dirty, deflated, tacky bags of garbage on everyone's lawn.

by TackityTackTackTacky December 7, 2012

Dakota Dick disaster

The act of tying a nuse around your penis and testicles, and hanging yourself from the said nuse

You faggot you should preform the Dakota dick disaster on yourself

by Wise man guy March 12, 2016

Ass Blaster Disaster

When you are having a loud, explosive diarrhea; and you are powering up like a Super Saiyan - tensing your muscles, fists clenched and yelling with intensity.

Note: more satisfying when someone hears it; them looking at you in disbelief is considered a bonus

I was in the bathroom and heard what sounded like an ass blaster disaster. It was like his power level was over 9000!

by Djish91 February 18, 2019

Sonic.exe the disaster

A game made by OutLaikRBLX, Its premise is really simple. A Random player is choosen as sonic.exe while the rest can choose between tails, knuckles, eggman and others. Each having a ability in order to help in survival, Sonic.exe being able to impulse, attack, be invisible, and other stuff. Once the timer reaches the 80 mark a exit opens or a green ring appears (depends on the map) and you must run to it in order to escape. Also known to have high ping players and broken hitboxes.

Sonic.exe the disaster is a amazing game and so is the developer!
Yea dude, i cant even believe it was made by one single person! wanna hop on the experimental version? it has alot of cool stuff! even revamped maps!
Sure dude!

by Joe "Washington" deez nuts November 15, 2022

Oop, disaster!

1) A term used when a VSCO girl drops her water bottle, thus denting it

2) What some Broadway actors say when you drop your playbill before they can autograph it at the stage door

So don't drop your playbill ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ or your HydroFlask

Maddie: *drops HydroFlask*
Maddie: Oop, disaster!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Katie: *drops playbill*
Kristen: Oop, disaster!!!

by Cyrene Bland December 29, 2019

disasterbating

The act of masturbating violently, perhaps using objects that inflict pain on ones genitals, in order to achieve sexual pleasure.

1:"i was disasterbating yesterday with a a piece of plywood and i cant get the splinters out of my dick"

2:"i slammed my dick in the desk drawer yesterday when i was disasterbating and it is crooked now"

by Stretch911 April 19, 2011

Fuck nut cum disaster

A grown adult who is clearly product of a big big oopsie in the bedroom.

Person: That's not true you fuck nut cum disaster.

You: Aw.

by sa.l.t March 24, 2019