Long Dirk

The way the announcer in Dallas pronounces Dirk Nowitzki name. It is very funny

I laughed so hard at the Long Dirk.

by Dallas Cowvericks November 29, 2011

herkin his dirk

Jacking off alone.

He was over there herkin his dirk.

by dizzlex23 November 25, 2016

dirk moment

When something happens that relates to Jake Paul’s character from Bizaardvark, “Dirk”.

Jake Paul knocks out Ben Askren, “Dirk moment”.

by Cam Hulst April 17, 2021

Dirk

Can be used in any part of a sentence to describe how something is cool, brutal, awful, gut wrenching etc.

“God that’s so dirk”
“Son of a dirk”

“Smells like dirk”

by Elmoisdope11 June 7, 2019

Dirk

is gay.

Dirk is gay.

by TheRealBillClinton January 24, 2024

DIRK

DIRK IS A CHANGE JINGLING FINGER TAPPING GOOFBALL.

I COULD HEAR DIRK COMING AROUND THE CORNER, ALL THE CHANGE IN HIS POCKET JINGLING

by SomeoneYouDontKnoe August 8, 2025

Dirk

The guy who used to work as the Poughkeepsie Pigeons minor league hockey team mascot. After retiring, he kept the T-shirt cannon he used to use on his zamboni rides. He currently wreaks havoc with it at war reenactments by flankstankbeebeeing people.

You idiot, you were supposed to take Dirk off the email thread!

by mancofteclause January 29, 2022