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Dicksucker

someone that hates on you and won’t shut the fuck up and hop off.

A person named Braxton
u a whole dicksucker
by christhedude21 June 14, 2022
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Dickslexia

A severe and crippling disorder found mostly in military males (U.S. Navy setting the record with 100% diagnosis) in which anything the discerning individual reads/writes/speaks just turns into "dick", "dicks", or a creative varient of. This disease has been the bane of many aspiring programmers coming out of the U.S. armed forces.
Richard was the company's lead programmer before he was diagnosed with Dickslexia, now all he talks or types is about male genitalia. At least he got hit by that "reincarnating in another world" truck while crossing the street, lucky guy.
by Savage Smurff July 30, 2022
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Dicksick

Dicksick A man that has contracted a sexually transmitted disease , venereal disease or infection from having sex.
Person : 1 Man,you know that fine piece of ass I been chasing for 2 weeks.I finally slept with her .Now my penis is burning and puss is coming out of it .I think I'm dicksick ,I need a ride to the Dr.

Person 2 : Dude you are dicksick,I hope I don't get dicksick , that ducks bro.You gotta strap up.
by Ecnoal sonsrap April 4, 2023
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Dicksucker

Someone who is a "slave to the dick"
Like oh my God Jimmy ricker is a dicksucker.
by Freckalicious May 13, 2023
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dickilepsy

just like epilepsy, you're dick is asleep during sex but awake when you are asleep you can cum
abg 1: my bf has dickilepsy
abg 2: might as well fuck him while he asleep then
by asianfasian June 10, 2023
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dicksucker

a bitch who always on ur dick to the point where they sucking it and constantly got sum to say abt you
yo bro stop sucking my dick u fuckin dicksucker
by jayjax June 20, 2023
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dicksucker

Someone who constantly does what you do because they cannot be original.
Syd Saulter is the BIGGEST dicksucker.
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