Dexter Morgan

The Main protagonist in showtime’s brilliant drama/crime show “Dexter” that ran from 2006 till 2013. He is a blood spatter analyst for Miami metro pd (pretty sure that’s right) and part time serial killer and any time his “dark passenger” takes control he finds a well known sleazebag POS criminal and kills them. He lived in Miami Florida with his son harrison but migrated north after some trouble with his weird ass girlfriend or something (it’s been years gimme a break) and is now a lumberjack. Watch dexter new blood to see what dexies up too these days.

Joey Quinn: yo Dex
Dexter Morgan: fuck off

by burn in my light January 17, 2022

dextiry

Dexterity of a drunk person.

Curtis' dextiry is way off right now, he's sloshed.

by CurtisRob June 29, 2004

dextrosity

Dextrose content of a (chemical) solution, including blood. Also a pun on dexterity, due to non-intrusive blood sugar monitoring devices which are essentially looking for the glucose content of blood (dextrose is also known as d-glucose) by shining light through one's finger.

A: "I have been feeling very feint lately."

B: "Maybe you have low blood sugar, go get a blood test."

A: "But I am afraid of needles."

B: "Then get a dextrosity check, you pussy."

by minagica April 28, 2011

dexter nigger

A smart black person, or even one who looks smart, or has a nerdy name.

Barack Obama is a Dexter Nigger.
Urkel is a Dexter Nigger.
That black guy is wearing a sweater vest! Dexter Nigger!

by Dex Dex Dex December 14, 2008

dexter

A term given to a nerdy kid. Short for poindexter.

Hey look at dexter over there with his glasses! Going to math class? Dexter.

by ChaseM November 1, 2007

dextromethorphanites

a gay word some one came up with that is suposed to describe the people that do DXM however it is really gay so the person that created it is really gay

wow the guy that invented the word dextromethorphanites is gay

by IFY October 7, 2005

dexting

sending text messages while drunk

She had so much to drink last night she had to check her cell this morning to see who fell prey to her dexting.

by Zenobia Valentine March 18, 2009