She Declared That Same Notion

A more pretentious, posh, and/or sophisticated way of expressing a "That's What She Said" joke.
Originally used by a group of High Schoolers at PorNo High, This phrase has expanded to be used by other pretentious indie kids.

But its so long!
she declared that same notion!

These things are big and bulky...
She declared that same notion!

Fire in the hole!
SHE DECLARED THAT SAME NOTION!!!!!

by ericwizard10 January 10, 2009

Ultimate Balloon Deflation

When a male shaves his pubic area, and believes that cold water will help prevent razor burn. He then turns his shower on and sets it to as cold as it can get and holds the shower head at the most 3 inches from his penis and testicles for at least 10 seconds. Once the cold water is shot on his penis and testicles he watches his privates contract to his body for warmth. Eventually, the contracting leads to an ultimate pain, where the male's testicles feel like they are going to explode.

"Yo so I was chilling out by myself and I thought i would clean up downstairs. I tried to water my cactus patch, to prevent the burn but the only thing i got out of it was ULTIMATE BALLOON DEFLATION. Ouch."

by Woofles January 15, 2006

Deplane

A stupid term used by North Americans. It is commonly used in commercial airline flights and is said (usually by the pilot or stewards) when it is time to get off the plane. What the stupid Americans don't realize however, is that there was already a word for that. DISEMBARK. Therefore, many Europeans will wonder what the hell the pilot was smoking to have come up with such a silly made-up word.

Pilot: "Attention passengers, as we make our final approach into LAX I would like to remind you to stay seated until the plane has come to a complete stop and until we begin to deplane. Thank you."

European passenger 1: "What the hell does 'deplane' mean?"

European passenger 2: "I think he ment disembarking."

European passenger 1: "Oh, what a stupid twit then."

by An Upperclass British Twit. January 16, 2011

Declaration of Independence

Filing for divorce.

The legal document recognized on July 4, 1776 in Philadelphia by the Continental Congress and signed by many of our founding fathers, announcing a seccesion of the 13 Colonies from Great Britain. It is the event by which we celebrate Independence Day.

The Declaration of Independence was probably the single-most important document that changed the world as we know it.

by [e-mail] August 21, 2007

declain

Decyy

Declain is really good guy, hes a guy who his friendly with mr wilson and his teddy they have formed a very strong friendship were they would trust each other with their life.

Declain is a very cute guy to other people but has some banter with his friends about someof his teachers

Declain Kind cute

by FaZe Wilsonnnnn December 27, 2013

Dealable

manageble, something one can deal/manage

If your strong within, then situations are dealable.

by del-ite :D June 12, 2009

Deplarious

An adjective that describes situations or people that are both hilarious and depressing.

Wow, that's deplarious.

by Kirsten Karmic January 24, 2011