Deplane

A stupid term used by North Americans. It is commonly used in commercial airline flights and is said (usually by the pilot or stewards) when it is time to get off the plane. What the stupid Americans don't realize however, is that there was already a word for that. DISEMBARK. Therefore, many Europeans will wonder what the hell the pilot was smoking to have come up with such a silly made-up word.

Pilot: "Attention passengers, as we make our final approach into LAX I would like to remind you to stay seated until the plane has come to a complete stop and until we begin to deplane. Thank you."

European passenger 1: "What the hell does 'deplane' mean?"

European passenger 2: "I think he ment disembarking."

European passenger 1: "Oh, what a stupid twit then."

by An Upperclass British Twit. January 15, 2011

Deplane

To be forceably remove from a plane for not giving up your seat to some laggard deadheading flight crew. See united airlines PR disaster.

The docotor was deplaned for seat reassignment.

by Dr Rockydrew April 24, 2017

deplane

What Tattoo yelled to Mr. Rourke as the plane approached Fantasy Island every week.

"De plane, Boss! De plane!"

by Herve Montalbon May 14, 2004

deplane

to get off an airplane after it has landed; mainly used for commercial flights

The flight attendant told us we will deplane at gate 11A.

by soy May 15, 2004

deplane

To exit an aircraft. A term used in the airline industry.

The frazzled flight attendent was very happy when it was time for the passengers to deplane.

by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004

deplane

to exit an airplane, usually after a flight.

Passengers will deplane in approximately 20 minutes.

by Traveling Light May 14, 2004

Deplanning

Verb;

When one says "If I don't reach that tree in 5 seconds my family will die" that is deplanning

-Me: Hey dude I was deplanning yesterday and I almost killed my neighbor's puppy
-Friend: Holy shit dude that's lit

by December 01, 2020