frosty dangles

(N)- any cereal, such as frosted flakes or apple jacks, that have an obscene amount of sugar on them

"yo rodo you want some frosty dangles, im gonna have some."

"yeah will, Can i have the frosty dangles we just opened?"

"word, those are the frostiest dangles of all."

by klons June 13, 2009

taint dangler

A term for a vulgar man, derived from the practice of one dangling his taint through the open fly of his pants.

1. Look at that dessicated old taint dangler, prancing about without a care in the world.

2. The White Devil is a taint dangler. He likes to make a public (and pubic) display of himself by imitating a rooster's wattle, with his taint
hanging down pendulously, pulled down through his open fly. Few know that in this behavior he was following the example of leading Renaissance Humanist Desiderius Erasmus.

by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 6, 2013

carrot-dangler

A person that makes plans, or promises something and then does not follow through.

We made plans to go out again and at the last minute she cancelled. She is such a carrot-dangler!

by K'Real February 16, 2006

dangleberrys

when ur ass is so hairy that it poses a hinderance to wiping the shit off of ur own ass and so u have clumps of shit hanging off the thick hairs

"fuck man my dangleberrys were so bad i had to get my mum to cut them off"

by captain_stabbin May 3, 2004

the dangler

Hanging one's balls over a sleeping person's face. Prelude to the teabag.

First person at the sleepover to fall asleep gets the dangler.

by adiercks December 8, 2007

dangle

To make a nasty move around an opposing defensmen, which results in the dangler continuing in to score a equally amazing goal, all while the beaten defensmen is either on the ground in sheer shock, our just generally looking stupid.

Danglitis - a slightly contagious disease in which one cannot stop dangling.

Snipertosis- a slightly contagious disease in which one cannot stop picking corners, or finding holes in which to score nasty goals.

Youngblood just dangled the shit outta that kid.

That kid with the sick flow has a serious case of danglitis.

Cookie shows some serious symptoms of snipertosis, and he has a nice ass.

by Yoooo its Vito May 22, 2006

dinglez

Common midwestern net parlance, dinglez (or teh dinglez, properly) is a multifaceted word, which has a malleable meaning depending on usage and inflection of the individual uttering or typing the word. Most common intended use for the word would be a declaration of happiness, or a seal of approval being stamped upon something (ie the shit, awesome)- whether truthfully or facetiously.

Did you hear about the store on the corner selling Mickey's grenades now? That shit is teh dinglez.
Hey, Chase! Your hair makes me think one thing... dinglezLOL.

by dankpelt September 13, 2008