salt shaking tap dancer 

To spread lies, gossip, bullshit on so thick your gonna need a canoe with a 10 hp motor to get threw it

:Bill: I never had sex with that woman.

:Charlie: Yeah? Well I've never done drugs either,

:Alex: your both salt shaking tap dancers, ya jackwagons

salt shaking tap dancer by animalsr4eating July 11, 2011

Purple tap dancer 

a tap dancing homosexual male who receives aggressive anal sex in a purple suit

Dude I just walked in on a purple tap dancer and his man shit was traumatizing

Purple tap dancer by Purple pluggin December 29, 2021

exotic cow dancer 

exotic cow dancers are usually named Kimberly and they seduce your cows, she will make more cows with your cows, and she usually looks like a cow in her cow stripper costume.

"Mommy, Mommy! Can we have an exotic cow dancer for my birthday party?"

exotic cow dancer by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 14, 2023

Dulcie the famous tap dancer 

Dulcie is a sweet sweet sexual individual. She likes ponies and lollipops and walking in fields in daylight. She enjoys phone sex but only on wednesdays at 8. She can do magical things with her tongue. She eats eyeballs for lunch, electrical cords for dinner, and never eats breakfast, unless she has a hangover.

some person : hey, you know that dulcie the famous tap dancer?!
you: sure ! she's the cat's meow ! damn.

Dulcie the famous tap dancer by tapdancinghoemuncher July 31, 2009

stilt dancer 

Stilt walkers that can boogie on down like no other.

God damn shelly look at those stilt dancers rock out with their cocks out.

stilt dancer by atom smasher August 13, 2005

schlong dancer 

Chick that likes to do the horizontal bop, the tube snake boogie, lap dance and wieny goggle.

Yo that schlong dancer has got a tight little unit, watch her shake her money maker baby.

schlong dancer by Macdaddy1 August 15, 2006

Male Ball Room Dancer 

The most flaming homo ever!!

Dude that male ball room dancer is pretty faggy!

Male Ball Room Dancer by yogi4021 January 21, 2011