dadministrator

The patriarchal IT manager and administrator who oversees all familial IT hardware / software policies, procedures, security, and implementation.

Also presides over all tech related budgeting, educational, entertainment, and spousal requests and approvals.
Designs, implements, and deploys home network hardware and devices. Manages all security, network, and device access requests.

We're the mom and dadministrators in this house!

by Garuda TexAsian March 20, 2025

Dadmasker

Dadmasker
(noun)

A woman who knowingly deceives a man about being the father of her child.

Someone who hides or "masks" the identity of the real dad, usually for personal gain (financial, emotional, or social).

Examples:

"Turns out my ex was a total dadmasker—three years in and the kid wasn’t even mine."

"The tabloids called her Hollywood’s biggest dadmasker after the DNA test drama."

Origin: Comes from "dad" + "masker," meaning to conceal or disguise the real father.

by Sakurakage September 20, 2025

Dadmentia

Forgetfulness experienced after becoming a dad. Similar to mom brain.

He forgot were he put the keys because of his dadmentia.

by Cantpeatal October 26, 2025

David Dastmalchian

David Dastmalchian is an American screen and stage actor. He has had supporting roles in a number of superhero franchises. He also portrayed Thomas Schiff in The Dark Knight, Kurt in both Ant-Man films, and Abra Kadabra in the CW's The Flash.

David Dastmalchian reunited with Christopher Nolan for the director's new film Oppenheimer about J.Robert Oppenheimer (The Father of Atomic Bomb) set to debut on July 21, 2023.

by pacificshell50 August 27, 2022

Odi ne tuka ja da ti dadam

If somebody tells you this, that means that he doesn't know what he is talking about

Odi ne tuka ja da ti dadam, so ne dojde koga e puno do onoa

by Toshe November 21, 2021