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Carson Daily

When recently being interviewed by Conan O'Brien, Carson Daily admitted (...I'm just a douchebag) Yet NBC (which stands for Nothing But Crap) can't admit this and flush this douche juice!
by Anonymous August 30, 2003
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Daily Fear

Also known as the Daily Mail. This UK tabloid is well known for looking on everything in the most negative way possible, usually working towards articles that will convince their reader that their non-white postman wants to rape you, the milk that he delivers will give you cancer, the book you're reading at the breakfast table is designed to brainwash you and your video games and films are basically Satanic.

Oh and if you can stop worrying about that. You're guaranteed to get blown up by your neighbours while asteroids fall out the skies onto your dogs head.
Person 1: "Wow, I'm never going to a chinese ever again. The Daily Mail said that they put poison in every meal"

Person 2: "I see the Daily Fear strikes again."

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Adult: "I'm taking your videogames away from you. They'll turn you into a rapist"

Child: "Cheers Daily Fear!"

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Person 1: "If we don't vote to get rid of all the foreigners soon we're going to become a muslim country where white people will be put to death in the town centres"

Person 2: "You've been reading the Daily Fear haven't you?"
by Dontbelievewhatyouread March 8, 2009
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Daily Fail

A thread posted by a troll on a message board that is anti-minority with the sole source being a link to a story in the scaremongering rag the Daily Mail (or the Daily Express or The Sun) that invariably turns out to be completely innocent and harmless.
Troll: "Muslim immigrants are eating BRITISH hamsters!!!!!! dailymail.co.uk/someshit/9454/lies"
Member: "Oh two Daily Fails in one day - well done."
by PabloDX9 August 21, 2009
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The Daily Show Effect

When the Daily Show goes on break a major disaster/news story happens the Friday immediately after the week's last show or early in the week off.
Dude,first the earthquake in Haiti,then the governor of Arizona,now the tsunami in Japan.The daily show effect must be at work.
by itstotallytrue March 31, 2011
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Carson Daily

a)The keeper of all that is evil and wrong in the world of music.
b)The pathetic poster boy of MTV ignorance
c)the reason for the mute button
"When I grow up I want to be just like Carson Daily....homeless"
by Billy Florio April 30, 2003
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dailynn

Dailynn is the best person you could think of! She is an amazing friend to all. Although she does criticize herself and never criticizes others!
She is so kind!
She mush be a Dailynn!
by Sail Frennds February 17, 2017
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Dailybooth

Dailybooth is a social-networking website focused on picture-taking.

Each member takes or uploads a picture of themselves each day and other members have the option to either leave a text comment or a picture comment on the photo.

Dailybooth was created by awesome people, for awesome people and is very popular with YouTubers.

Dailybooth can also be used as a verb: Booth'd, Boothin', etc.

Famous Boothers:

John Green
Hank Green
Jon Wheatley (founder)
Ashton Kutcher
Michael Buckley
Shane Dawson
Mitchell Davis

and others...
Jon: Nerimon, why haven't you taken a picture on Dailybooth today?

Nerimon: Um, I was busy! I was without internet! I was dead at the time!

Jon: Nerimon!

Nerimon: I'll do it now, I swear.
by Lauren Field October 7, 2009
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