Cuzzi Hoppin

The art and practice of hopping between jacuzzis(Cuzzis) throughout a specific location or town across time and space. Your Cuzzi Hoppin level increases based on the difficulty of your Cuzzi Hoppin operation. It is an acquired skill that requires intense training and preparation/planning beforehand. The use of satellite mapping is often used in pre-planning and preparation. You may even need to blend in with crowds at cocktail parties in order to reach your destination. Notorious high level cuzzi hoppers exist in the area of Gainesville, Florida around the college town area and are known to have infiltrated fortresses to accomplish their pool and cuzzi hoppin needs/tasks.

Guy 1: Alright! We got through the first of seven barriers! Someone hold the door open while we search for a resident to open the next gate! Seven Barriers later: YEAAA!!! WE HERE!!! Who wants to dive to the bottom of the fountain and see whats at the bottom?!?
Guy 2: Yo we'll go the 6th floor to change and then come back down
Guy 1: We are literally level 10 and higher now.
Guy 3: We literally spent 7 hours hoppin today. This was literally one of the greatest hoppin days. He just went from a rookie to an all pro hopper. Yo Cuzzi Hoppin!

by Fanfin September 28, 2014

Cuzzi Hoppin

The art and practice of hopping between jacuzzis(Cuzzis) throughout a specific location or town across time and space. Your Cuzzi Hoppin level increases based on the difficulty of your Cuzzi Hoppin operation. It is an acquired skill that requires intense training and preparation/planning beforehand. The use of satellite mapping is often used in pre-planning and preparation. You may even need to blend in with crowds at cocktail parties in order to reach your destination. Notorious high level cuzzi hoppers exist in the area of Gainesville, Florida around the college town area and are known to have infiltrated fortresses to accomplish their pool and cuzzi hoppin needs/tasks.

Guy 1: Alright! We got through the first of seven barriers! Someone hold the door open while we search for a resident to open the next gate! Seven Barriers later: YEAAA!!! WE HERE!!! Who wants to dive to the bottom of the fountain and see whats at the bottom?!?
Guy 2: Yo we'll go the 6th floor to change and then come back down
Guy 1: We are literally level 10 and higher now.
Guy 3: We literally spent 7 hours hoppin today. This was literally one of the greatest hoppin days. He just went from a rookie to an all pro hopper. Yo Cuzzi Hoppin!

by Fanfin September 28, 2014

Cuzzin it

Chilling, relaxed, tripping.
It's a versatile word.

If you need to look up the definition, you're not cuzzin.
#justcuzzinit

What'd you guys do for new years? We just chilled, straight cuzzin it.

Me and that girl were just cuzzin it last night.

That party left me so cuzzed out bro.

by Justdre January 2, 2015

Cuzz

When you screw something up in a really irrevesable way

Man you really cuzzed that customer; You need to stop cuzzing, now noone can fix that.

by Jabonski January 3, 2010

Cuzzo

a person with whorish qualities and overuses the phrase "thats what she said"

My and me buddy dp that Jenna Cuzzo and she kept saying thats what she said

by Pfoc February 6, 2009

cuzzy

A dried blob of nasal mucus.

Stop rolling that cuzzy around in your fingers! That's gross!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

Cuzzy

Cuzzy is also a word for beautiful boy, dickhead, FOB and bean bag.

A 'Cuzzy' tries to get all the girls but fails epically.

Tries to play basketball but fails even worse

Good football player
Gay haircut

Wow look at that beanbag with the gay/beautiful haircut

Yeah his name is cuzzy

by phil madik January 4, 2011