curly kneel

the act of a man performing cunnilingus on a woman while she is standing up. a play on the name of great harlem globetrotter, curly neal.

i scammed some chick at the bar last nite but she was too tall to 69 so i gave her the curly kneel.

by shem April 19, 2004

Curly Vajatobles

1. Someone with hair that curls on the edges.

2. A great planking squad.

3. A term to call someone to put them in deep confusion.

Sarah:" look at that guy, he's curly vajatobles."

Matt: "huh?"

Tessa: "it worked"

by thats.what.it.is November 8, 2011

Curly fries

A scary ass doll that gets attacked by peanut butter,wakes up next to you,and has a owner that is obsessed with memes

OMG IT’S CURLY FRIES

by Physco trash paper thin crispy July 25, 2018

short and curly

slang for a difficult question or situation, implying that the question or situation is akin to having someone tugging on your pubic hairs

"How can you be the father???"

"That's a short and curly."

by dnaurban May 26, 2008

short and curly

Something women do to their hair to make them unattractive to men.

I decided that I never wanted to get laid again, so I decided to go short and curly. I'm thinking about chopping off my breasts next.

by Mikeyman3938 March 11, 2010

curly poop

(1) Jenn's wifes poop (2) Sheri's uvula

(1) Jenn's wife is laying in her own curly poop! (2) Sheri, open your mouth so I can see your curly poop!

by Sherifer February 20, 2005

curly jeffersons

any male body hair that is very curly; specifically back-leg hair and pubic hair

"Hey Don! Bill left another batch of curly jeffersons in the shower after his weekly trimming."

by Katharsis March 30, 2009