gugootz (cucuzza)

Italian word which can mean stupid person, also a sign of affection. Literal meaning: the vegetable squash.

by wicked August 15, 2003

titanium cucumber

A super heated titanium dildo most commonly used in Pakistan and by Ronald McDonald on innocent children usually ranging from 5-7 years old.

1. The 9 year old girl in Pakistan used the titanium cucumber to shove up her ass for fun.

2. Ronald McDonald violated the little boy brutally with a titanium cucumber.

by Tomeroni10 November 27, 2011

Cucumber Sandwich

When A Man Inserts One End Of The Cucumber Into His Anus & The Woman Inserts The Other End Into Her Vagina And Begins Too Thrust, That My Friends Is The Cucumber Sandwich!

By Ramos The Barbarian.

Steven- “I Had A Cucumber Sandwich Last Night!”
David- “Oh Man, What Was That like?”
Steven- “A Tad Crumby, Dude.”

by Ramos The Barbarian June 2, 2018

Cucumbummery

The act of obtaining sexual pleasure via the means of inserting a large, sometimes buttered cucumber into the anus.

Have you ever tried Cucumbummery? My gf swears by it

by Mithra1984 July 4, 2008

cuchuflinching

A portmanteau: name of the Celtic hero "Cuchulain" and "flinching". It was said that the hero swore that the day he would be seen drawing back in front of an enemy'sword he would give up his belligerent way of life and start growing daylilies.

Used in oaths of similar value and/or content.

My pledge to you is that the day you catch me cuchuflinching I'll give up my current position and start knitting.

by bosun_grl November 14, 2009

cucumpster

Cum dumpster is combined into cumpster. But if you're a cumpster who's a size queen, combine cucumber into the word. Hence, cucumpster.

All the women in the kardashian family, including kaitlyn jenner, are cucumpsters.

by Genghis Chong June 16, 2015

Cucumber milk

Cucumber milk is cum, semen, skeet, or jizz.

Your penis is the cucumber and the cum,semen,skeet, or jizz is the milk. Cucumber milk

by JQNews June 11, 2018