crunchy nipples

What happens to a chicks nipples after you cum on them and then allow it to dry and harden.

After the cum dried on her tits she had crunchy nipples the rest of the night.

by Assbark April 1, 2010

crunchy granola

a person who is into all that all natural crap and eats tofu and does yoga and hugs trees... and not in the sexual way

everyone at wesleyan university (excluding Emily and i)

by professor chaos May 23, 2003

fumunda crunchies

The eye goop from a prostitute when she wakes up after a long night of teabagging.

"Dude at least I don't eat Fumunda cruchies for breakfast."

"Fumunda Crunchies, the breakfast of low class scandalous hoes."

by STWW October 29, 2006

Crunchy Nut

When you ejaculate and pass a kidney stone at the same time.

Brittany "Oh my god I was with Zack last night and he gave me a crunchy nut!"
Becky "Omg ew that's so gross'"

by CheddaBiscuit May 12, 2015

Crunchy balls

What happens to you when you don't shower for few days and the sweat and dirt collaborate on your ballsack making them crunchy.

I got crunchy balls from my dirty nut sack .

by Assbark January 30, 2010

crunchy cock

A cock that you bite into if you don't like the size of it cause he's a faggot

Joey : can i have a blow job
Captain falcon : no cause you have a crunchy cock

by Mark 1795 August 20, 2017

Crunchy Fajitas

"kruhn-chee" - "fah-Jayh-tuhs"

noun,
1. A thin strip of marinated or grilled meat, wrapped inside a soft tortilla, whose most important ingredient is crushed tortilla chips.
2. A regular tex-mex dish

Origin:
2001-2008; < Canadian

Because of the crushed up the tortilla chips, that was the best crunchy fajitas I've ever had!

by Jfrymer1 May 23, 2012