Crumming

The act of making crums while eating

I was eating dinner and noticed I was crumming all over the table.

by Kiki tangra November 24, 2023

Crumpting

To force one’s fecal matter back through the rectum after shitting. (Done after and/or instead of glowning)

1. Crumpting is so fun!
2. I couldn’t find a toilet so I had to crumpt.

by #1nufter March 16, 2024

Chumping

Cuming in ones ear then drinking it with a straw

Sam loves chumping with blake

by Garfield.com April 17, 2024

Chumping

To complete a task with great ease despite its assumed difficulty

Dude that looks so hard, he's totally chumping it

by Bucket1ord May 24, 2024

Clumping

The act of congealing clumps of jizz and throwing them at people (akin to a monkey throwing poop).

"I went clumping with my friends last Monday"
"I just clumped tons of people on main street"
"I'm gonna clump Sarah later today"

by Brewerzoid November 15, 2024

Crunping

To masturbate while on a stepladder into someone's mouth, commonly whilst having a vice grip on your penis tight enough to rip skin off

Dave crunped his girlfriend

Dave was crunping his girlfriend last night.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

Clumping

An action where a group of players clustering into one position ignoring the main objective of the game

"guys stop clumping!"
"this team is ass they're all just clumping."

by EmikotheMaid January 20, 2026