Crotch Dragon

Noun: An untimely and unexpected erection.

Juan was asked to come to the head of the class, but could not because his shorts could not conceal his crotch dragon.

by English Boy under the Eiffel April 19, 2010

Lobster Crotch

(1)A person who smells like rancid lobster where you can only assume the smell is coming from the crotchal region.
(2) Of or relating to an ass+lobster smell irradiating from an individual/thing.

"Oh my gosh, my roommate smells like lobster crotch".

"This pizza smells like lobster crotch".

by Da12 February 5, 2009

crotch dropping

A child or infant who is the bane of childfree people everywhere.

Refers to loud, smarmy, asshole brats named 'Connor', 'Porter', and 'Brittany' who have usually been birthed by clueless, dipshit parents.

"Beth took advantage of her company's maternity leave absence by squeezing out yet another crotch dropping"

by Flaza May 13, 2006

Crotch Portal

The portal into which Squoosh enters via Jade Puget's crotch in AFI's "Girls Not Grey" music video.

Hey! Squoosh just entered the crotch portal!

by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006

Taco Crotch

The warm sensation of a bag of tacos and burritos in your lap, usually experienced by the front seat passenger in a car, after leaving the drive-through of a fast food taco restaurant.

It was kind of chilly, but then I went to Taco Bell with Chad and got Taco Crotch. Now i'm warm.

by JSicks November 5, 2010

dry crotch

when a straight guy gets drunk and start grabbing your cock and balls over your pants

"Doug was hammered drunk, he was dry crotching everybody at the cook out"

by PAPPYPANTZ January 23, 2016

crotch trophy

Young child; specifically one well-dressed, enrolled in several "enrichment programs" and whose parents can't bear to leave him/her alone for one second, as no one else is good enough to care for their child even for a few hours.

Why do some parents insist on bringing their screaming crotch trophy with them to five-star restaurants? I have three small kids and have the social decency to get a babysitter when going someplace nice. Kids are cute, but come on! This isn't Burger King!

by efie30 January 2, 2009