Crotch beard

The thread end of a scarf that sticks out of the bottom of a coat over the crotch area.
"That is a crazy crotch beard you got goin' on there, Jim."

"Yeah it's so soft, you want to touch it?"

"No, I'm good..."
by Kuyo January 14, 2010
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Lobster Crotch

(1)A person who smells like rancid lobster where you can only assume the smell is coming from the crotchal region.
(2) Of or relating to an ass+lobster smell irradiating from an individual/thing.
"Oh my gosh, my roommate smells like lobster crotch".

"This pizza smells like lobster crotch".
by Da12 February 05, 2009
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crotch dropping

A child or infant who is the bane of childfree people everywhere.

Refers to loud, smarmy, asshole brats named 'Connor', 'Porter', and 'Brittany' who have usually been birthed by clueless, dipshit parents.
"Beth took advantage of her company's maternity leave absence by squeezing out yet another crotch dropping"
by Flaza May 03, 2006
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Taco Crotch

The warm sensation of a bag of tacos and burritos in your lap, usually experienced by the front seat passenger in a car, after leaving the drive-through of a fast food taco restaurant.
It was kind of chilly, but then I went to Taco Bell with Chad and got Taco Crotch. Now i'm warm.
by JSicks November 05, 2010
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Crotch Portal

The portal into which Squoosh enters via Jade Puget's crotch in AFI's "Girls Not Grey" music video.
Hey! Squoosh just entered the crotch portal!
by Lemony Snuffdit August 05, 2006
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crotch trophy

Young child; specifically one well-dressed, enrolled in several "enrichment programs" and whose parents can't bear to leave him/her alone for one second, as no one else is good enough to care for their child even for a few hours.
Why do some parents insist on bringing their screaming crotch trophy with them to five-star restaurants? I have three small kids and have the social decency to get a babysitter when going someplace nice. Kids are cute, but come on! This isn't Burger King!
by efie30 August 23, 2007
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dry crotch

when a straight guy gets drunk and start grabbing your cock and balls over your pants
"Doug was hammered drunk, he was dry crotching everybody at the cook out"
by PAPPYPANTZ November 18, 2015
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